The market’s neutral again, because apparently “boring” is the new “exciting.” CoinStats. This week has all the drama of a nap. 😴
ETH/USD
Ethereum (ETH) just did a 0.28% shuffle this week. That’s like asking if your coffee cup spilled a teaspoon of joy. 😒
Hourly chart? Sitting in a tight local channel like a teenager avoiding a family gathering. Bulls and bears are just… brooding. No big moves, no surprises, just “meh.” 🐍
Zoom out? Still in a wide channel, clinging to support/resistance like a clingfilm-covered fiancé with no ring. Neither side’s making a play. Are they even trying? 🐾
Trading volume? Dropped faster than my dignity at a TikTok concert. Yep, nothing’s happening. Currency’s taking a “relax, I’ll stab you tomorrow” approach. 🤭
Midterm view: Football match between bulls and bears, but both forgot the ball and brought pillows. Sharp moves? Good luck with that. 🏃♂️💨
Ethereum sits at $3,881. That’s $381 in coffee I’ve spent obsessing over ETH this week. ☕🔁
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