Finance

What to know:
- Investor expectations for crypto company IPOs is fading after a record year.
- Markets are seen as too small and liquidity shortages emerge as the biggest risk as traditional finance firms take a larger role in the industry.
- Attendees note the improvement in U.S. crypto regulation, with the country rising from last to second place in regulatory favorability.
Ah, dear reader, it appears that the once-thrilling spectacle of cryptocurrency companies bursting forth into the public market has begun to lose its luster-much like a once-great opera that has overstayed its welcome. The grand expectations of yesteryear have been tempered by the sobering realization that our markets are but a quaint village compared to the bustling metropolis of traditional finance (TradFi) that now gazes upon us with a bemused expression.
Confidence, once a faithful companion to many an investor, seems to have taken a long vacation, according to the astute observations of those gathered at the illustrious CfC St. Moritz conference in Switzerland. It appears that only 242 souls were brave enough to confess their hopes and dreams, and, alas, the mood was far from buoyant.
After a record year in 2025, when a dazzling eleven IPOs managed to raise an impressive $14.6 billion, the winds of change have begun to whisper ominously. “Sentiment points to waning IPO intensity and rising consolidation risk,” the report laments, as liquidity shortages threaten to turn our vibrant carnival into a rather dull affair.
Of the 242 respondents, a surprising 107 have declared that “TradFi is taking over” crypto-an increase of more than fifty percent! One can almost hear the sound of a monocle dropping into a glass of fine sherry.
Yet, amidst this tempest of uncertainty, attendees have noted a flicker of hope as U.S. regulations improve. The once dismal ranking of last place has miraculously transformed into a respectable second place within a year-proof that even the most stubborn of bureaucracies can sometimes be moved, albeit with great effort and perhaps a touch of bribery.
“The CfC St. Moritz Report captures the thinking of some of the most influential decision-makers in digital assets,” mused Nicolo Stöhr, the CEO of the CfC St. Moritz, whilst presumably adjusting his cravat. “Their responses point to a clear shift in priorities, from hype to infrastructure, liquidity, and regulatory credibility, as well as a rapidly changing view of the U.S. market. This is informed capital speaking, and it reflects where the industry is truly heading.” Ah, how poetic!
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2026-02-04 15:03