Oh, what a curious spectacle the crypto market has become! Ethereum, that poor soul, tumbles below $3,100 like a drunkard at a ballet, while Bitcoin clings to its $100,000 throne with white-knuckled desperation. Panic sweeps in like a rogue wind, toppling portfolios and leaving traders clutching their wallets as if they were lifelines to a sinking ship. Sentiment? Gone. Hope? Traded for a bag of kPEPE and a prayer. One might think the apocalypse had arrived, save for the memes still circulating like cheerful ghosts.
Yet, amid this chaos, there strolls the illustrious Anti-CZ Whale-a figure both revered and ridiculed. Recall when this aquatic titan shorted ASTER after CZ’s grand announcement? A masterstroke! The coin soared, then nosedived, gifting the whale a fortune in profits and a reputation thicker than a blockchain’s ledger. Now, in a twist worthy of a Gogolian farce, the whale flips its sails from Ethereum shorts to a staggering $109M long position. Is this the dawn of a new era… or merely the whale’s midlife crisis?
Whale’s Gambit: ETH Long Amidst the Maelstrom
Per the ever-watchful Lookonchain, our finned friend has reinvented itself, swapping shorts for longs in a move so bold it could make a central banker weep. 32,802 ETH (~$109M) now rests in its digital belly, while it clings to a 58.27M ASTER short (~$59.7M), as if daring the market to prove it wrong. And let us not forget the 1.99B kPEPE short (~$11.3M)-a bet against the madness of memecoins, or perhaps a tribute to the absurdity of it all. The 130,566 DOGE long (~$21.5K)? A mere wink to the crowd, a hedge, or a joke whispered to the void.
The Ethereum long, however, is no trifling jest. It declares, “This descent is but a hiccup!” As if the whale believes $3,100 is a bargain basement, not a death trap. One wonders if it’s calculated the odds-or simply drunk on its own liquidity. For now, the market watches, torn between admiration and the nagging suspicion that this is the calm before the next storm.
ETH’s Desperate Dance: Support Levels and Existential Dread
Ethereum flails near $3,300, clinging to the 200-day moving average like a lemming at the cliff’s edge. The chart? A Picasso of panic, with candles screaming of liquidation and volume spiking like a heart attack. Bulls whisper of stabilization, but bears snicker, pointing to the 50-day and 100-day moving averages-those unyielding dragons overhead. A rally above $3,500 would be a triumph… until the next bear raid, perhaps.

The wick near $3,150 hints at buyers-accumulators, optimists, or the foolish. If Ethereum survives this purgatory, a relief rally may follow. But should it crumble below $3,150? The abyss awaits, with $2,900 as the next tragic milestone. All the while, the whale smirks, a puppeteer in a masquerade of numbers, leaving us to wonder: is this the end… or merely the prologue?
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2025-11-05 19:28