In a turn of events so tragically comic that even Chekhov himself would sigh, our dear friend—let us call him “PUMP Top Fund 2,” though he plainly lacks both a top and a fund—deposited his entire fortune of 2 billion $PUMP tokens (a princely sum of $12.79M, or so he thought) into the gaping maw of Binance. Alas! Like an overeager suitor rejected at the altar, the exchange promptly returned his tokens—23 hours later, slightly less princely, and now worth a mere $6.93M. One imagines him furiously blinking at his screen, muttering “But—but—I was promised lambos!” while transferring the sorry remnants to Bybit, where, naturally, the market had moved on without him. Such is life. Or crypto. Or both. 🎭
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