Once again, the serene calm around the mighty $90,000 has shattered like glass thrown in a riot, as Bitcoin, that stubborn beast, plummeted on a Monday afternoon-just when everyone thought it might chill out a bit.
Our beloved primary coin hovered near $90,000, basking in false confidence, only to tumble to a leaf-blown two-week low of $86,700 faster than you can say “pump and dump.”
As the soothsayers predicted, the week burst into chaos-economic data to flood the markets and make traders’ hair stand on end. But no, the real villain was just the fickle odds of the Fed’s chair – a game of musical chairs, with no real reason to panic… or is there?
FED CHAIR RACE FLIPS AGAIN ON KALSHI! 😱
Kevin Warsh snatches the lead at 49%, leaving Kevin Hassett at 48%, while Christopher Waller is just the comedic relief at 4%. CNBC reports Hassett’s chances are being shot down because he’s too cozy with Trump-because who needs independence when you can have drama? Markets reacted faster than a cat at a laser pointer…
– *Walter Bloomberg (@DeItaone) December 15, 2025
And it’s not just Bitcoin that’s throwing a tantrum; other “alt-heroes” are buckling under the pressure. Ethereum, that stubborn giant, is teetering below $3,000, down 4.4% in just one hour, with whispers of dropping all the way to $2,500-probably just a warm-up act for a bigger crash.
XRP lost the $2.00 support, dropping 3%; BNB and SOL shrugged and slumped 4%, because why not? Seems everyone wants to join the liquidation parade.
Picture this: in just one hour, over $210 million of long positions vanished-poof-gone like your last paycheck. In 24 hours? A staggering $450 million swept away, making traders wish they’d stayed in bed. Bitcoin and Ethereum accounted for most of this carnage-liquidating $66M and $65M respectively-and around 145,000 traders just lost their hope for a quick buck. 🤡💥
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2025-12-15 18:57