And now, in a grandiose twist of digital fate, Coinbase Markets has summoned the enigmatic Doodles (DOOD) and fanciful Moonbirds (BIRB) onto its illustrious listing roadmap, as if orchestrating a puppet show for the ages! Once the backstage machinations of market-making and technical theatrics have sufficiently amused themselves into readiness, these tokens shall grace the stage. Doodles, a spring 2025 marvel concocted for AI tools and games, flutters about at a princely $0.0047 per feathered note. Moonbirds, on their part, have declared BIRB’s debut upon a mystical date (January 28), promising staking sorcery and DEX privileges, all while their NFTs bask in a 10% floor price boost, as if heckled by financial fairies. The masses, in a frenzy of ✨collectible catharsis✨, have taken to the virtual agora, though some, wise in the ways of markets, whisper of “volatility” like a Boogeyman lurking in the shadows of buying wallets.
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2026-01-24 09:06