Key Highlights (Because Who Has Time for the Boring Bits?)
- CFTC Chair Selig scraps the 2024 “No Fun Allowed” rule, giving prediction markets a green light to party like it’s 2023.
- Kalshi wins in court, proving people will bet on anything-even politics. Who knew?
- Selig vows to make digital asset rules less confusing than a Brexit negotiation. Good luck with that.
In a move that’s less shocking than your ex’s sudden interest in crypto, the U.S. Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) has finally ditched its 2024 draft rule that would’ve banned betting on political events. Yes, you read that right-no more “Who’ll win the election?” pools at the office. Or, wait, actually, yes. Back to the pools!
The rule, dreamed up by the previous administration (who clearly had nothing better to do), treated political bets like they were plotting the next season of House of Cards. “Against the public interest,” they said. More like against the public’s desire to make a quick buck on Biden’s next gaffe, am I right?
Prediction markets like Polymarket and Kalshi-where you can bet on everything from election outcomes to whether your neighbor will finally mow their lawn-are now breathing a sigh of relief. Because, let’s face it, who doesn’t love a good wager on whether Trump will tweet before breakfast?
The 2024 rule was basically the party pooper of the financial world, trying to stop innovation in its tracks. But after Kalshi took the CFTC to court and won (go team!), it became clear: people love betting on politics almost as much as they love complaining about it.
The 2024 Rule: A Masterclass in Overthinking
The draft rule, buried deep in Section 5c(c)(5)(C) of the Commodity Exchange Act (because who doesn’t love a good legal citation?), tried to ban bets on political contests, awards shows, and sports. Because clearly, the CFTC had nothing better to do than worry about whether someone’s betting on the Oscars.
The rule would’ve banned these contracts on CFTC-registered platforms, which is like telling kids they can’t play with their toys. Thankfully, it never made it to the finish line, and now Selig’s hit the “undo” button. He even scrapped a confusing September advisory, admitting it was about as helpful as a chocolate teapot.
Selig’s Plan: Less Confusion, More Innovation
Chairman Selig, the new sheriff in town, is all about “rational, coherent regulation.” Translation: he’s trying to make financial rules less confusing than a Bridget Jones diary entry. “The 2024 proposal was a frolic into merit regulation,” he said, which is just a fancy way of saying, “That was a terrible idea.”
Selig’s also tackling digital assets, promising clear rules that won’t make you want to pull your hair out. “We need a token taxonomy,” he said, which sounds like something out of a sci-fi novel but is actually just a way to figure out what’s a security and what’s not. Spoiler: most of it’s not.
What This Means for You (And Your Betting Habits)
With the rule gone, companies like Kalshi, Polymarket, and even Coinbase can go wild with political event markets. So, yes, you can now officially bet on whether your senator will finally fix the potholes on Main Street. Spoiler: probably not.
And with Congress working on new market rules, the U.S. might just become the global leader in digital asset regulation. Or, at the very least, it’ll be less of a regulatory dumpster fire. Baby steps, people.
So, grab your popcorn (or your betting slip) and watch as the financial world gets a little less boring. Just don’t bet on it all making sense anytime soon.
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2026-02-05 10:12