Bitcoin Hyper’s $28.8M Presale: A Tale of Speed, Sarcasm, and Solana-Slapping 😂

Bitcoin remains the darling of long-term holders, yet its base layer, like an old steam engine, wheezes through transactions at 7 TPS. Meanwhile, Ethereum and Solana sprint ahead, leaving $BTC to sip tea and ponder why it’s still stuck in the 19th century. 🚂