Gemini’s AI model, with all the confidence of a Fortune 500 CEO, predicts that $SOL will hit $300 before the year ends. The forecast is based on Solana’s supremacy across almost every on-chain metric that actually matters (not the fake metrics, mind you).
Hon took to X (formerly Twitter) to cry wolf, explaining that scammers paid Telegram to push ads into a channel that’s *supposed* to be sacred ground for official updates. Imagine if your boss started letting random strangers send emails from your company Slack. “Crazy,” Hon said, “that Telegram will push content directly into a channel that otherwise only contains content from one party.” Spoiler: That one party is not the FBI. 🚨
Metaplanet’s shares, now trading at a mere 482 yen (a paltry $3.10), have plummeted 12.36%-a drop so dramatic, it could make even the most stoic accountant weep. The culprit? A crypto market so shaky, it’s as if the entire industry is trying to out-scare a haunted house. Investors, ever the fickle lovers, now eye Bitcoin-holding firms with the suspicion of a man spotting a tax auditor in a mirror.
If you think that’s impressive, earlier this month PancakeSwap boasted of crossing a milestone worthy of bragging-over $2.5 trillion in trading volume on BNB Chain. Trillions! That’s enough zeros to make your head spin, or to make you wonder if everyone’s secretly just trading meme coins that look like Monopoly money. Anyway, all this hustle has caught the eye of BNB Chain, which often appears to be floating around the crypto party with a big grin and a handful of goodies.
It’s Day 14 of the U.S. government shutdown (two weeks of glorious political chaos, hold your applause), and yet Uncle Sam’s crypto wallet seems to be alive and kicking. While the shutdown holds everything else hostage, the feds transferred over $73 million in bitcoin with absolutely no regard for political proceedings. According to Arkham’s super-sleuthy metrics, at exactly 4:57 a.m. Eastern, the government did a little warm-up act with a tiny test transfer of 0.001 BTC (about $111 at the time).
In a dispatch on X, worthy of a society scandal, Monad co-founder Keone Hon has issued a clarion call: beware the clicking of ads in our hallowed channel! These rogues have procured Telegram spots that slither into the project’s exclusive announcement sanctum-a realm hitherto pristine, reserved solely for Monad’s own proclamations. 😤
Ripple claims this stunt is part of an epic master plan to make the XRP Ledger the Fort Knox of DeFi. Because nothing screams confidence like inviting hackers in for a friendly game of “see if you can break it.”
Analysts, those bright-eyed sages of the market, casually remind us that every grand event in crypto history-those wild bull runs-are often preceded by dramatic resets, like some strange ritual. Think 30, 40, even 70 percent wipes, as if the market enjoys wiping the slate clean just to make room for a little chaos. March 2020, a special black swan moment, knocked off nearly 70%, while May 2021 wasn’t feeling shy either, with over half of the value vaporized into thin air. And somewhere in between, a parade of 30 to 40 percent slumps kept investors on the edge of their seats, clutching their coffee.
In the great game of corporate chess, where dealing a reverse takeover is akin to showing off your pet unicorn, both boards have given this grand plan their unanimous nod of approval-squealing with joy at the prospect. The closing of this operation is slated for early 2026, thus propelling Dogecoin into the institutional spotlight where it may consort with those who understand the machinations of regulated financial markets. It’s a bit like sending a shoal of fish to a desert outing, but charm can be all the proving ground they have.
On a Monday, as the world stirred from its slumber, the Security Alliance (SEAL) proclaimed their latest endeavor: a tool for the enlightened-“advanced users and security researchers”-to join the fray against these digital brigands. Verily, a weapon to verify the malice of reported phishing sites, lest the scammers cloak their deeds in benign guises. 🕸️
