Analysts are waving their hands in the air like they’ve just seen a spooky ghost, blaming a mix of structural weaknesses, leveraged trading liquidations, and, oh yes, a community that just lost its last marble for the chaos. 🤦♀️
On the twenty-third of September, a Tuesday, Ethereum boasted a capitalization of five hundred and six billion of those American dollars-a sum large enough to stir envy in certain monarchs, yet utterly meaningless in the grand scheme of things. XRP, less impressive, yet still substantial in its emptiness, managed one hundred and seventy-two billion. Bitcoin, of course, remains the leviathan, a monstrous two and a quarter trillion. A rather vulgar display, wouldn’t you agree? 🧐
Bless isn’t just playing at cloud computing-it’s out to give the whole blasted oligopoly a good old-fashioned jolly good thrashing and democratize access to a multi-trillion-dollar racket.
The Ethereum Foundation just dropped a decentralized AI team like it’s hot, with Davide Crapis at the helm. Their mission? To make Ethereum the go-to settlement and coordination layer for AI agents that are more autonomous than your teenager on a Saturday morning. 🦾 Because nothing says “future” like a blockchain that’s open, transparent, and allergic to monopolies.
Societe Generale-FORGE (SG-FORGE), a chilly offspring of that grand French banking house, has deigned to let Bullish Europe be the first to display their…CoinVertible (USDCV). A stablecoin. Like anyone’s stability is *guaranteed* these days! 🙄
Shares, which closed at $13.74 on Sept. 22, now dance cheekily to $14.44 in after-hours trading. A performance so polished, it makes one question whether Wall Street’s stock tickers are just elaborate tap shoes. 🎭
In a Tuesday mic-drop moment, Vitalik declared, “Base is doing things the right way: an L2 on top of Ethereum, that uses its centralized features to provide stronger UX features, while still being tied into Ethereum’s decentralized base layer for security.” Translation: they’re keeping it real-centralized enough to make your user experience buttery smooth, decentralized enough so your grandma could (almost) understand what’s going on.
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