Despite the frantic shorting in Futures, Long-Term Holders (LTHs) are still hoarding. They’re draining BTC like a bad cafe espresso, pulling coins off exchanges-just waiting for that sweet, sweet squeeze. Call it the crypto version of hide-and-seek, with profits on the line.
Jupiter Exchange just unveiled their latest toy, Ultra V3, and spoiler alert: it’s a toy that feels like you’re holding the future. 🚀 This new engine comes with an entire gadget suite that simply makes the old trading engines look like a toy train set. Where’s the sparkly stuff?! It’s all about unicorns and rainbows with features everyone wants, focusing on drip-worthy pricing and ironclad fills. 💰✨
The sector, much like a half-eaten soufflé, continued to crumble. Bitcoin, once crowned at $126,198 on October 7th, now tottered on the edge of a chasm, having tumbled 17% in ten days. Political squabbles across the Pacific and the eerie wails of regional banks added to the symphony of dread.
So, guess what? According to CryptoPotato, the Pi Network’s team has decided to spice things up with new updates to the Pi App Studio. They claim these changes are going to make app creation “more accessible and customizable.” In other words, they’re making it so even your grandma could make a dApp-no coding skills required! (We all know grandma’s pretty tech-savvy, but this is something else.) 😎
The $1 billion target, to be raised via SPAC-style theatrics, would unite Ripple’s existing holdings with borrowed capital. Meanwhile, the acquisition of GTreasury-a company that presumably counts wallets as a hobby-has already set the stage for a “corporate treasury revolution.” All to manage a token the market still philosophizes over like a sad old poet. 🤯
Early adopters with disciplined Bitcoin strategies outperform peers by 286% on average. 🧠💰
Despite losing enough to buy a small country, our friend Satoshi still outshines Walmart’s Walmart-hey-are-you-serious heiress, Alice Walton, and Bloomberg’s big boss, Michael Bloomberg. Basically, he’s still richer than most of us could dream-just less financially stable, apparently.
He said Bitcoin. I’m in.
If BNB fails to hold the $1,040 support, it could drop another 14% toward the $900 mark. A drop so steep, even a tightrope walker would hesitate. 🪜
In a bold move that screams “we’re not just any news outlet,” Newsmax announced on Oct. 16 that their board of directors have approved a strategic plan to snap up *up to* $5 million in Bitcoin and Trump Coin. Who knew the future of finance involved so much… *Trump*? 💸
