Behold! Trust Wallet users may now procure Bitcoin (BTC), Ether (ETH), and Solana (SOL) via Revolut’s digital pipeline-because nothing says “luxury” like buying crypto with a tap. The announcement arrived on Thursday, no doubt while someone was sipping champagne and rolling their eyes at the audacity of it all.
Mr. Andrew Allen, a distinguished protocol specialist at Coinbase, recently declared on X that users may now trade all Solana (SOL) tokens via this DEX integration, “without listings,” he noted, adding with a flourish, “Very soon, you shall open the Coinbase app and behold native Solana assets as if they were your own inheritance!”
Twenty One Capital, the firm behind it, must’ve thought, “Let’s throw some crypto art in the mix to confuse everyone.” Congrats, they did it. Now the statue’s on its sixth location, like a Banksy with a blockchain fetish. 🖼️💻
A successful reclaim of $91.8K could shift momentum sharply to the upside. However, if Bitcoin fails to break this zone or loses $89.5K support, the market could slide further, potentially retesting the $80K region where a double-bottom pattern might emerge. 🧐
“Look, I think there’s no bank, financial institution, payment entity that is not thinking, talking or incorporating a stablecoin strategy,” Ripple’s Reece Merrick told CNBC in Abu Dhabi. “And quite frankly, if they’re not, they will get left behind.” 🤯
Ah, the dance of numbers, the waltz of wealth! 🕺 Satsuma Technology, that U.K. darling of the digital coin, has parted with 579 of its 1,199 Bitcoin treasures. A mere 40 million pounds ($53.2 million) has fluttered into its coffers, like autumn leaves carried by the wind. 🍂
Cboe BZX Exchange has officially said “yes” to the 21Shares XRP ETF, complete with a full registration pass. Thanks to a Wednesday SEC filing, this product is now technically “live,” pending the final paperwork. Because nothing says “urgency” like waiting for a notice that’s already been filed. 🤷♂️
The eternal question lingers: Will this chart recover, or is it doomed to join the pantheon of forgotten tokens? 🤷♂️
Miss Weingarten, President of the AFT, has, in a letter recently come to light – one suspects with a touch of deliberate fanfare – declared the legislation “as irresponsible as it is reckless,” a sentiment one might employ when discussing a particularly ill-advised match. She fears, you see, for the pensions of those hardworking souls upon whom the stability of our society so heavily relies. A most distressing thought, to be sure! 🙄
Imagine waking up to headlines that say, “Riding The Crypto Wave: Bitwise’s Bullish Prediction for 2026.” Giddy-up ‘cause that might just be our reality, folks! When Hunter Horsley, the man at the helm of Bitwise, buzzed on social media that the crypto bigwigs are finally stepping up and shaking hands with the financial world, we all perked up our ears. Talk about a plot twist (and maybe even a new serial plot for our favorite novels).
