The Ministry of Justice, in a move that blends Kafka with a touch of Dickens, has unveiled draft amendments to the Criminal Code that threaten unregistered crypto miners with fines, forced labor, or imprisonment. The proposed Article 171.6, “Illegal mining of digital currency,” reads like a Soviet-era satire: “Thou shalt not mine without thy registration papers, lest thou be cast into the algorithmic abyss.”
The latest Grayscale missives whisper of ZEC’s unwavering resolve, even as December’s frost nipped at its heels. Some metrics, like a miser counting coins, turned positively gleeful. One might say the ZEC faithful are either mad-or simply ahead of the curve. 😉
In a world where platforms sprout like mushrooms after a rain, only to wither under the scrutiny of regulators or the fickleness of users, CEX.IO stands as a beacon of stability. Its interface, a marvel of clarity and logic, is as reassuring as a well-worn novel-predictable, yet never dull. Here, the neophyte and the seasoned trader alike find solace in a design that eschews the cacophony of modern trends for the elegance of simplicity. 🌟
In a very serious interview on CNBC, Guild declared the S&P 500 could rise 8.7% by 2026. “But of course!” she said, “unless a government shutdown happens, which we all know is just a Tuesday for everyone.”
Total spending now exceeds $3.78 billion-admittedly a lot, but keep in mind, the company dashboard shows they’re playing the long game, with their averages nudging over $107,607. Meanwhile, their shares did their best impression of a roller coaster, rising 8% but still sitting far below their June glory days-probably contemplating the meaning of life (and losses). 🎢
It appears that behind the scenes, financial regulators and central banking authorities are engaged in a tug-of-war that would make even the most dramatic reality TV show look like a tea party. As digital assets weave themselves more tightly into the fabric of South Korea’s financial system, one can’t help but wonder if they’re knitting a warm blanket or a noose. 🧶
Major players in this money-making game include Nautical Funding Ltd., SMALLCAP World Fund (which sounds like a cute name for a tiny aquarium), and some exclusive Anson and Ghisallo funds. Each share went for ¥900-no discounts here, folks! 💸 That means they boosted capital stock and reserves by ¥10.62 billion each. I mean, if only we could boost our savings accounts that easily! Can someone pass me the financial fairy dust?
So, picture this: traders and shopkeepers, usually busy haggling over prices, are now haggling for their livelihoods. Tehran, Isfahan, Shiraz, Mashhad-basically every city with a pulse-is lit up like a Christmas tree, but with anger instead of fairy lights. 🎄🔥 The rial’s crashed harder than my dating life, hitting 1.38 million to the dollar. Ouch. And Mohammad Reza Farzin? Yeah, he dipped faster than a hot potato. 🥔
The word came down from Novogratz, sharp and clear as a winter wind. Seems these two tokens, XRP and Cardano, better start showin’ some muscle, some purpose, or they might just fade away like tumbleweeds. It’s a hard country out here, see? This ain’t no place for sentiment.
But hold yer horses! This ain’t just about one scoundrel. It’s a warnin’ sign for the whole Web3 rodeo. Turns out, folks are the weakest link faster than a cat on a hot tin roof. Who knew?
