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Tether confirmed that it has made a binding offer to Exor, the holding company of the Agnelli family, which currently owns 65.4% of Juventus. The Agnelli family has been linked to the club for over a century, so this decision carries major historical weight. Accepting the offer would mean ending more than 100 years of family control over the club. The Agnelli family, who’ve been running Juventus for over a century, might now be wondering if their heirlooms are worth more than a crypto wallet. 💸

The Federal Reserve’s pronouncement in December flattened the wallet of Bitcoin the way evening shadows obscure the sunshine. Yet, the currency found its footing again. Observers, wizened and wise, note a more erratic behavior than in days long past.

The air has been thick with rumor, much like the fog over the Neva, but colder and far less poetic. For nearly a lunar cycle, the crypto serfs-pardon me, investors-have trembled with anticipation. Then, like a bolt from the heavens (or perhaps just Wi-Fi), Jane Manchun Wong, that modern-day Cassandra of Silicon Valley, posted a screenshot. A dashboard! From Coinbase! Lo and behold, men beheld buttons, odds, and dropdown menus-surely signs of progress! Or perhaps just another screensaver with extra steps. 🖼️📱

“US financial markets are poised to move on-chain,” he tweets, as though whispering sweet nothings to a ledger. And what of investor protection? Why, it’s merely a footnote in his grand opéra of innovation! 🎶📄 One can almost hear the violins weeping.

This limited cooperation has, unsurprisingly, sparked a chorus of criticism from industry experts. Their verdict? Major platforms are dragging their feet, and this slow-motion response is jeopardizing the collective security of the crypto realm. How noble! 🤷‍♀️

Despite the reputational scars-which, let us be honest, are but badges of honor in this theater of finance-Ripple has seduced Wall Street’s titans with the subtlety of a siren’s song. 🎭💔 Who could resist such audacity? Certainly not the likes of Citadel Securities or Brevan Howard, who have quietly slipped into Ripple’s orbit, their wallets open and their hopes pinned on an XRP surge. 🤑🚀

Co-founded by none other than Sam Altman, the OpenAI overlord himself, this brave company has added an in-app messaging feature with end-to-end encryption-because, apparently, privacy is the new black. Now, users can distinguish between the truly verified and the dubious, like digital Sherlock Holmes with a bitcoin-sized magnifying glass, sending digital assets faster than you can say “blockchain.” 💌💸

According to the ever-dramatic crypto analyst Trader Tardigrade (yes, you read that right), Dogecoin might just be preparing for a bottom. And no, this isn’t a metaphor for your mood after seeing your portfolio today. It’s all part of the “Bullish Three Drives” pattern-sounds like the title of an action movie, doesn’t it? Point 3, dear friends, might just be the next “golden opportunity” for buyers. Or perhaps it’s the next sucker punch to the face. Time will tell. ⏳

Once upon a time, Polymarket was all like, “Bitcoin is gonna crush Gold in 2025!”-and the odds were looking juicy at over 70% in July. Fast forward to now, and that’s dropped faster than a bad pun-now sitting at a measly 1%. Why? Because Gold’s been on a serious tear since mid-2025, while Bitcoin’s been doing its best impression of a sad balloon losing air. 🎈