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Tally, a company that provided tools for DAOs (decentralized autonomous organizations), is closing down after six years, signaling a possible end to the trend of creating DAOs for every project. This decision comes as U.S. regulations have become more accommodating, particularly with the rise of ETFs and real-world asset (RWA) integration. This shift reduces the pressure for projects to use complicated governance systems simply to avoid legal issues.

Aster, the YZi Labs brainchild, has finally pressed the launch button on its Aster Chain Mainnet – a Layer‑1 marvel that keeps your trade secrets tighter than a troll’s stomach on Blackmoor Hill.

The kerfuffle was ignited by a prominent online voice affectionately known as Dr. Pi, who, with all the subtlety of a fire alarm, announced on X that the project is toast. “I declare that Pi has already collapsed,” Dr. Pi lamented. “All because the Core Team has been performing at a level somewhere between molasses and snail racing, stirring up extreme dissatisfaction. At this pace, don’t hold your breath for positive news in the next 3 to 6 months. Continuous mass migrations will push Pi below $0.10.” Ouch.

Payments giant PayPal has decided that a stable dollar should be in every smartphone and has opened the gates for the use of its PYUSD stablecoin across 70 countries, according to Fortune.

The claim followed a 22,337 Bitcoin purchase between March 9 and March 15, funded primarily through sales of Strategy’s perpetual preferred shares. One might say the company is trading in shares of hope, not just stock.

Behold, the cursed $PEPE token, that digital Smerdyakov of the crypto underworld, clings to the precipice of its own existence! At the despicable rate of $0.0000033, the wretched thing has attracted the attention of grotesque oligarchs, their souls as bloated as their wallets. “Investors,” they call themselves-soulless entities building a “base” of such flimsy moral … Read more

A cacophony of announcements in March 2026-Circle, World, Pump.fun, and TrueAI-reveal a world where agentic finance races ahead like a locomotive, dragging liability, safety, and human control into the dirt behind it.

Crypto’s other stars didn’t fare better. ETH lost 1.5%, SOL dropped 2.5% (4.5% if you blink), and the Nasdaq 100 and S&P 500 futures shrugged it off, up 0.6%. Meanwhile, oil hit $100, and Iran’s war rages on. Priorities, people.

This whole “controlled buildup” bit? Sounds suspiciously like a suspenseful thriller where nothing actually happens, yet everyone’s on edge. Classic crypto. The market’s now asking the burning question: Can Solana, this time, actually turn its stability into leadership instead of just being the crypto equivalent of a background character? Spoiler: Probably not unless the Fed throws it a bone.

In a missive dispatched via the avian platform X (formerly Twitter, now a cacophony of squawks and pecks), the oracle Celal Kucuker unveiled his prognosis with the precision of a man arranging butterflies in a display case. His methodology, as simple as it is audacious, relies on the coin’s past capers to foretell its future acrobatics. Six price points, like stations on a surrealist’s railway, were laid out-three already consigned to the annals of history, and three yet to be visited, presumably by 2026.