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On Wednesday, Bitcoin’s Relative Strength Index (RSI) reached 78.08. This is a significant level because it’s higher than previous peaks reached on March 16 and April 17.

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Seems the folks in Washington got wind of Iran’s crypto shenanigans, using digital coins like a secret tunnel under the sanctions wall. And who’s at the center of this digital dodge? Binance, of course. The BNB price, that canary in the crypto coal mine, took a dive faster than a gambler on a losing streak.

The cleanup, a grand gesture of digital morality, is part of Meta’s wider campaign to eradicate impersonation, scam ads, and coordinated inauthentic behavior-though one might argue the real crime was ever allowing such follies to flourish in the first place.

CryptoQuant says we need to hit $88,880 to confirm a bottom. Great. Because nothing says “stable investment” like a number that looks like someone fell asleep on their keyboard. And let’s not forget the other resistance levels: $93,450, $111,850. Who’s making these numbers up? The same guy who decided avocado toast should cost $15?

Solv Protocol has said it’s moving more than $700 million of tokenized bitcoin assets to Chainlink’s Cross-Chain Interoperability Protocol (CCIP) and deprecating LayerZero bridge support across Corn, Berachain, Rootstock and TAC. Because who needs stability when you can have a “better” drama?

In a filing as dry as a martini’s garnish, BNY Mellon revealed its latest dalliance: 101,810 shares of Strategy at $183.50 apiece, a transaction that feels less like investing and more like a high-stakes game of Monopoly with real money. The total haul? A million shares, a figure so round it could roll off a spreadsheet into a dream.

So, Bitcoin’s latest rally hit a wall just shy of its 200-day moving average on Wednesday, teasing us with a near-$83,300 kiss before rolling over like a dramatic teenager. CoinDesk reports that this failed attempt has everyone side-eyeing March 2022, when Bitcoin briefly pretended to be grown-up and then proceeded to have a quarter-life crisis, sinking to $20,000 by June. Thanks for the trust issues, babe.

In a YouTube video that’s less “market update” and more “existential crisis,” Cowen dives into the historical patterns of Bitcoin’s bear markets. It’s like reading tea leaves, but with more math and fewer herbal infusions. “In 2014, Bitcoin set a low in April and the next low wasn’t until October,” he says, as if we needed another reminder that time is a flat circle of financial despair.

Dogecoin (DOGE), that mischievous pup of the crypto litter, currently fetches a price of $0.11, with CoinMarketCap placing its live price at a slightly more precise $0.1128. Its 24-hour trading volume, a robust $2.66 billion, ensures it remains a player in this grand game of financial charades. This valuation bestows upon it a market capitalization of $18.9 billion, securing its place among the top 10 cryptocurrencies-a position as precarious as a tightrope walker in a hurricane.