Economist and ardent gold enthusiast, the illustrious Peter Schiff, has regaled the audience on the social media platform X this week, proclaiming that the silver’s audacious climb to record crescendos heralds a most splendid bull market move, incited by inflation fears and a growing darling trend of investors seeking out hard assets.
“The bitcoin hoarding will continue…”-said Saylor, probably while sipping his preferred crypto-coffee. ☕️
Short-term charts resemble a Picasso of confusion, but on-chain whispers and volume data hint buyers still hold the reins. The next act hinges on whether Zcash can turn its consolidation into a grand finale-or a tragic opera. 🎭
On the fateful day of Friday, December 12, the crypto market decided to have a collective meltdown, with big-shot assets taking a header faster than a toddler on a tricycle. According to the number-crunchers, Ethereum is getting hit harder than a piñata at a five-year-old’s birthday party. 🎯💥
The SEC’s bulletin, a masterclass in bureaucratic verbosity, lists the benefits and risks of different methods of crypto custody, as if the investing public had never encountered the concept of risk before. 🎯
While the exchange’s mission to serve customers remains as steadfast as a lighthouse in a storm, it now dares to dabble in the realm of fate, partnering with Kalshi, a CFTC-regulated oracle of real-world outcomes. 🧙♂️
The news that MSCI – one of the world’s “Big Three” index providers – is looking to potentially exclude digital asset treasuries (DATs) from its indexes has absolutely scandalized the crypto community. JP Morgan mentioning this in their research note on Strategy only added fuel to the fire, with the term “Operation Chokepoint” coming back into the Crypto Twitter lexicon. However, MSCI may have a valid point when it comes to DATs. 😏
Arab Chain, that oracle of crypto-doom, claims the market has reached a “turning point” 🎢 after BTC clawed its way from $80K to $94K-because nothing says “I’m back, baby!” like a 17.5% bounce after a 36.5% faceplant. But here’s the kicker: the IFP indicator, that digital soothsayer of crypto-gurus, insists the rally’s about as stable as a pyramid scheme. 🛑💸
December, that most industrious of months, has proven to be a whirlwind for Ripple, with the company making notable appearances at major crypto events, including Binance Blockchain Week in Dubai, where attendees likely wondered if they’d accidentally joined a masquerade ball. 🎉
