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Algorand, that plucky little scamp, has finally broken free from its descending trendline, like a hamster escaping a particularly stubborn wheel. Months of downside pressure? Pah! It’s now gallivanting around the $0.12 region, having surged from its $0.08 base, which was clearly the crypto equivalent of a comfy armchair. Volume has expanded sharper than a witch’s nose, and the on-balance volume (OBV) is turning higher, which is financial speak for “things are looking up, probably.”

Bitcoin miners seem to be in full “let’s sell everything” mode. Riot Platforms sold 3,778 BTC in Q1 2026, pocketing a tidy $289.5 million-enough to buy a small island or, more realistically, a lifetime supply of artisanal oat milk lattes.

Some of his faithful followers are scratching their heads in bewilderment, while others are wagging their fingers in disapproval, accusing the masked marvel of trading in his Shibarium credentials for a holy roller persona. Religion, they say? Well, shucks, if that ain’t a twist in the tale!

But wait, the plot thickens! The Good Friday weekend looms, and with it, a potential liquidity abyss. Futures and ETF flows from the CME take a break, leaving crypto in a perilous state, as though it weren’t already teetering on the edge of doom.

For those of you who’ve been living under a rock (or, more likely, HODLing Bitcoin), USD1 is a stablecoin that’s redeemable 1:1 for U.S. dollars. It’s backed by a reserve of short-term U.S. government Treasuries, dollar deposits, and other cash equivalents-basically, the financial equivalent of a safety blanket. BitGo Trust Company, Inc. is the babysitter holding onto these reserves, while BitGo issues the stablecoin and World Liberty Financial handles the branding (because even stablecoins need a good PR team).

In a move that screams, “I’m the only adult in the room,” the CFTC declared that event contracts on platforms like Kalshi and Polymarket are squarely under its wing, courtesy of the Commodity Exchange Act. Because, you know, nothing says “unified national regulatory framework” like a federal agency suing states for trying to keep their own houses in order. Chairman Mike Selig even chimed in, promising to “safeguard” the markets from those “overzealous state regulators.” Overzealous? Sir, they’re just trying to do their jobs.

Speaking in a podcast with ThreadGuy, CZ revealed that the difference wasn’t just strategy, it was timing, regulation, and risk. Because nothing says “I’m a crypto king” like dodging lawsuits while everyone else is busy getting rich off memes.

“If you can’t beat them, mine their coins.”

Openeden has introduced HYBOND, a new tokenized investment product that gives eligible investors onchain access to a high-yield bond strategy managed by BNY Investments. The launch marks a step forward in bringing more complex financial instruments into the tokenized asset space.

Li Xiong, erstwhile chairman of Huione Group, was spirited away from the balmy streets of Cambodia’s capital to the stern corridors of Chinese authority on April 1. The Ministry of Public Security, with the punctuality and precision of a Swiss clock, orchestrated the handover with Cambodian officials, leaving Li perhaps wondering if he should have stayed home that day.