The latest buzz comes from Fortune’s offices, where they’ve unveiled that this July funding gala was a real shindig, with Solari Capital orchestrating a grand total of $220 million. Leading the pack as if it were a parade itself, Solari chucked in a substantial chunk of over $100 million. The venerable Anthony Scaramucci also threw a bone-a smaller sum, yet memorable.
The Situation
It wobbled, naturally, around $102,000 – a pathetic attempt by the bulls to regain footing – but the inevitable occurred. Thursday, and particularly Friday, were days for the bears, those dour creatures, to luxuriate in control. A series of legs down, you understand, culminating in a rather dramatic plunge to a six-month nadir of $94,000. A veritable freefall, arrested only by a minor bounce to the current, rather pedestrian $96,000. One almost feels sympathy for the investors. Almost.
He argues, in tones as grave as a sermon, that the present convulsions are not born of Bitcoin’s failing light, but of mankind’s eternal hunger for immediate coins. “Let them tremble,” he declares, “I wait. When the tempest quiets, I shall act.” One might imagine him sipping mint tea in a room lined with ledgers, while the rest of the world chokes on the smoke of recklessness.
That’s right, folks. According to Polymarket’s latest gossip, a whopping 68% probability suggests our digital darling might finish 2024 yawning under $90,000, while only 22% believe it’ll be back at the prom dancing above $120,000. The high-flier dreams of $150,000 and $170,000? Consider them those, ahem, “wild and outlandish” cousins mutation theory never fathomed. That’s right, we’re talking about the kind of bets that make voyeurs blush – with over $54.75 million tossed around, they’re not just betting on horseshoe flips anymore.
It appears that XRP, in a ballet of technical indicators, is single-handedly scripting a narrative of a potential breakout. The asset pirouettes just shy of the grand barricade formed by the 50, 100, and 200 Exponential Moving Averages (EMAs), a tableau that has captivated the eager gazes of traders seeking omens.
Harvard University, the place where rich people learn how to be even richer, has revealed they’re getting all in on bitcoin with a $443 million stake in BlackRock’s iShares Bitcoin Trust (IBIT). If you didn’t think Harvard was already playing the role of an ultra-wealthy crypto enthusiast, now you know. The best part? This makes it the largest known equity position for IBIT. Because who wouldn’t trust the people who gave us Zuckerberg with their crypto picks?
The debate reached a crescendo when a report, as dubious as a fortune-teller’s prophecy, claimed Strategy had shed tens of thousands of BTC. Michael Saylor, ever the statesman of crypto, swiftly quashed the rumor, his words as crisp as a well-ironed shirt, yet the dance of on-chain interpretations and official statements continues to bewilder the masses. One might say the truth is as elusive as a rainbow in a thunderstorm.