New VC Fund Takes the Prediction Market by Storm – Humor Ensues!

In a twist worthy of a good yarn, 5c(c) Capital (named after an obscure section of the Commodity Exchange Act that governs prediction markets-because why not?) could very well be the first venture fund explicitly designed to dive headfirst into the murky waters of regulatory and market structures.

Bitcoin to Hit $145,000 by November? Analyst Predicts New ATH Amid Market Uncertainty

Celal predicts Bitcoin’s price will surge to $145,000 between October and November, according to a recent post on X (formerly Twitter). He shared a chart indicating this increase could happen as Bitcoin’s Relative Strength Index (RSI) rises above 70, reaching overbought levels around 90. The chart also suggests Bitcoin might be nearing its lowest point before this potential price increase, possibly reaching a new all-time high.

Bittensor’s TAO: Will It Leap Over $300 or Trip on Its Own Hype?

Social engagements for TAO have spiked by a ludicrous 112% over 30 days, with 3.86 million interactions in 24 hours-a figure that would make even the most popular society matron blush. This frenzy coincided with such milestones as the completion of the Covenant-72B decentralized LLM training run (whatever that may be), Grayscale opening a private TAO trust (how quaint), and subnet Targon reporting $10.5M in annual revenue (a sum that would barely cover a season in the Riviera). Renewed fundamental and social momentum is, apparently, attracting capital ahead of anticipated AI narrative growth-a phrase that sounds like something concocted by a particularly verbose publicist.

Rivals Unite: Kalshi and Polymarket Embrace a New Market Fund with Wry Smiles

In a twist that would delight even the most jaded observer, the titans of prediction markets, Kalshi and Polymarket, have set aside their swords to embrace a common cause. According to a Fortune report, their respective CEOs, Tarek Mansour and Shayne Coplan, have invested in 5c(c) Capital, a venture fund as ambitious as it is symbolic.

XRP Surges: Bulls Regain Control Amid Macro Shift and Easing Tensions

At 10:09 a.m. on March 23, XRP is trading at $1.44783, showing signs of recovery after a recent pullback within the broader intraday range. Price has rebounded from levels near $1.36 and is now approaching the upper portion of the current range, reflecting renewed buying interest following earlier weakness. Over the past 24 hours, XRP has posted a gain of approximately 3.56%, with the latest upward move suggesting a shift in short-term sentiment as buyers regain near-term control.

Trump vs. the Bond Market: Who’ll Blink First?

The ol’ benchmark rate sashayed in at 4.39% on March 20 and strutted into this week near 4.40%, according to them folks over at TradingView. That’s a pace that’d make even a Mississippi riverboat gambler blush, mirroring the bond sell-off around “Liberation Day” in April 2025, when yields got so frisky they forced President Trump to tuck tail on tariffs.

SEC Declares Most Crypto Assets Are Not Securities: New Framework Shifts Focus to DeFi

The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) has finally issued guidance on how existing laws apply to cryptocurrencies. They’ve stated that most crypto assets aren’t considered securities, but they’ve also created a detailed system for classifying different types of tokens in the decentralized finance (DeFi) space. Working with the Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC), the SEC says this aims to provide clarity after years of confusion for those building and investing in crypto.