And now, the crypto analyst CrediBULL Crypto declares that it’s effectively “illegal” to short Bitcoin. 🚫 Ah, but what does he mean by this bold statement? Is it a literal ban on bearish bets, or merely a warning to those who would dare challenge the mighty Bitcoin bull? 🤔
In a recent announcement, Binance said, “Hey, we’re adding Lagrange to our list of favorites. You can now find it on Binance Simple Earn, ‘Buy Crypto,’ Binance Convert, and Binance Margin.” It’s like when your mom tells everyone at the family reunion that you’re her favorite, and then you trip and spill your punch all over your new shirt. 🥤
Not to be outdone, Ethereum, the ever-ambitious younger sibling, has also made a significant leap, surging past $2,950 with a 7.5% jump in a single day. This impressive performance has not only added 14% to its value over the past week but has also seen its daily trading volume spike to $29.6 billion. In a curious twist of fate, Ethereum’s trading volume, while still dwarfed by Bitcoin’s $89.1 billion turnover, has sparked a renewed interest in the Ethereum ecosystem, much like a small but enthusiastic crowd at a local theater can sometimes outshine a blockbuster movie’s opening night.
Vivek Ramaswamy’s Strive Funds and the newly formed Bitcoin powerhouse Twenty One Capital secured the most substantial funding rounds, totaling hundreds of millions of dollars.
And yet, despite this promising development, the ETH futures and options markets betray a most unbecoming hesitation, rather like a debutante uncertain of her prospects for the coming season.
However, the past few weeks have been a rollercoaster ride for Pepe Coin. After a significant drop in June and early July 2025, the trend flipped on July 9, with a price jump followed by a slight pullback. So, what does the future hold for Pepe Coin in July 2025? Let’s take a closer look at our Pepe price prediction.
Our elderly soothsayer, Mr. Bollinger—his insight seemingly undiminished by years, glasses, or the collapse of every tech bubble since the Ark—previously observed that Bitcoin was “setting up for a breakout” around the stupefyingly stubborn $110,000 mark. Like Cassandra, he was spot-on, but, delightfully, less doom and more moon 🌕. Let us pause for a moment to imagine calling the bottom of a market; alas, for most of us, it is only bottoms we call—never the turn, always the trousers.
In this grand scheme, they are introducing the Yala Yeti Card, a card that promises to turn the world of crypto into a place where $YU tokens can be spent in shopping centers and online, just like any other currency. This means that the Bitcoin yield, once a mysterious and distant concept, can now be used to buy groceries, pay bills, or even tip the barista at your local café. For many, this might just make the world of crypto a bit more down-to-earth and practical.
Within drawing rooms and shadowy Telegram channels, yes, CoinDesk’s analysts lean forward, spectacles glinting, pondering: Will our metallic muse stretch with longing towards $120,000, or will this serve merely as another abrupt cough in the night — a passing indiscretion, like a brief flirtation by the samovar?
Let’s face it—Solana has made itself quite the home in a landscape where survival of the fittest is the only game in town. It’s not only surviving but thriving—well, for now—through a pretty wide spectrum of use cases. The Ethereum Killer may have a few bruises, but it’s definitely still in the ring, folks. 🥊
