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Meanwhile, the macro spotlight shines fiercely upon Wednesday’s FOMC Minutes-the whispered secrets from the monetary gods that may gently, or violently, sway the market’s delicate ballet. The dollar, a swaggering knight, re-emerges with newfound strength, while Treasury yields dance and flirt, coaxing traders to reduce their daring bets on the fireworks of future interest rates. The grand waltz of risk appetite falters, and poor BTC is caught in the tempest, vulnerable as liquidity thins faster than a designer perfume in a scandalous scandal. 💃💸

Speaking of chaos, this launch is just one of many XRP ETFs popping up like mushrooms after a rainstorm. Bitwise is joining the party on November 20, and a bunch of other big names are lining up behind them. It’s like Black Friday, but for crypto enthusiasts. 🛍️💸

Bitcoin (BTC) fell to a low of $93,029 on Sunday, down 25% from its all-time high in October. It started the year at $93,507. Sighs What a rollercoaster! 🎢

The numbers tell a tale as sad as a dried-up riverbed. FLOKI/USD, once a sprightly colt, now limps at $0.0000555, down 1.44% after failing to muster the strength to climb above $0.0000660. The hourly charts paint a picture of defeat-lower highs, sharp falls, and buyers as scarce as rain in a drought. It’s a consolidative phase, they say, but it’s really just a slow dance with despair. 💃🕳️

Bitcoin took a little tumble on Sunday, dipping to its lowest point since May before recovering some of its losses. Why? Well, the crypto market is absolutely drenched in fear. The Crypto Fear & Greed Index showed a solid 10 – that’s right, “extreme fear” territory, like the emotional equivalent of watching your ex walk into the same party.

Discovered within the latest release from the U.S. Oversight Committee are documents outlining an intriguing dialogue in the New York townhouse’s grand library. The alleged discussion occurs between Brock Pierce, child star turned Tether co-founder-whose name lends itself to a litany of rollercoaster ventures-and the formidable Larry Summers, the esteemed former Treasury Secretary. The correspondence reveals their rendezvous to occur post-2011, not long after a curious scientific meet-up titled “Mindshift,” hosted by the memorable Epstein himself.

Oh, Bitcoin. Just when we thought you couldn’t get any more dramatic, you decide to drop down to $95,800. After a chaotic sell-off triggered by, well, everything (the U.S. government shutdown and whatever macro chaos is trending), it looks like Bitcoin’s going through another one of those classic “I’m fine, no seriously, I’m fine” meltdowns. Kind of like 2019. But, you know, without the cute cat videos to cheer us up.

Avalanche’s AVAX token is currently trading at $15.67-a price so low it’s practically begging for a sympathy card. Its market cap has shrunk from $13 billion to a measly $6.7 billion, which is less impressive than a half-empty champagne glass at a gala. But wait! The Granite upgrade is here, promising cross-chain messaging, biometric authentication, and dynamic block times. Sounds fancy, but will it be enough to polish this tarnished token? 🤔

This time, however, the crypto community was spared the usual round of existential debates about identity, authorship, and the enigmatic 2008 Bitcoin white paper, as Ripple’s CTO stepped in with a masterstroke of clarity. 🧠🧩

The latest buzz comes from Fortune’s offices, where they’ve unveiled that this July funding gala was a real shindig, with Solari Capital orchestrating a grand total of $220 million. Leading the pack as if it were a parade itself, Solari chucked in a substantial chunk of over $100 million. The venerable Anthony Scaramucci also threw a bone-a smaller sum, yet memorable.