In a magnificent display of political sportsmanship, Brazilian lawmakers are preparing to add a new chapter to their illustrious history of debate—this time, concerning the legality of Lula’s grandiose tax plan. Local reports suggest that, due to the utmost relevance of this hot potato, a riveting showdown is set for the halls of Congress. What could possibly go wrong? 💼
Cramer’s change of heart mirrors the erratic dance of economic commentators, who weave tales of government profligacy and Bitcoin’s meteoric rise, as if the two were joined by a cosmic string. The Kobeissi Letter, ever the dramatist, notes a $316 billion deficit in May—a record as impressive as a toddler’s finger-painting. 🎨📈
Meanwhile, over at OKX, traders are running for the exits like it’s Black Friday at Walmart. 🏃♂️💨
The firme predicteth (with all the certainty of a weatherman in a tempest ⛈️) that by mid-2026, stocks shall leap to 7,200 points!—because, naturally, Wall Street thrives on round numbers and wild optimism 🎰. But make haste, for dark omens loom! ☠️
It’s like they woke up one morning and thought, “Wow, maybe we should add a little sparkle to our portfolios!” Enter gold and the shiny new toy on the block—Bitcoin! 💎✨ Who knew that digital currencies would make their way into the hearts (and balance sheets) of central banks everywhere?
In a turn of events so tragically comic that even Chekhov himself would sigh, our dear friend—let us call him “PUMP Top Fund 2,” though he plainly lacks both a top and a fund—deposited his entire fortune of 2 billion $PUMP tokens (a princely sum of $12.79M, or so he thought) into the gaping maw … Read more
PancakeSwap’s Infinity DEX has officially launched on Base, a move that’s not only about expanding its reach but also about bringing some much-needed DeFi flair to the Ethereum Layer 2 ecosystem. With features like dynamic fee structures, customizable Hooks, and dual pool types, it’s like they’re trying to make DeFi as fun as a roller coaster ride. Or maybe that’s just me being optimistic. 🎢
Mert Mumtaz, co-founder and CEO of Helius (which, let’s face it, sounds more like a character from a sci-fi novel than an infrastructure provider), was ecstatic enough to post on X about it. Apparently, this little upgrade means that Solana can now squeeze more transactions into each block, making for a delightful day for developers and users alike. Who knew technology could be so… productive?
But don’t worry, Mewawalla is here for a dramatic exit—denying any wrongdoing and rejecting the board’s allegations “respectfully and vigorously.” Which, let’s be real, is the corporate equivalent of “I’m not mad; I’m just disappointed!” 😱 And he pointed out their prior public support. Great strategy, buddy! Nothing says “trust me” like a letter filled with exclamation marks and desperation!
In a move that’s as predictable as a Vogon reading poetry, Alon assured the community that details will be shared “when they become available.” Because, you know, nothing says “we’ve got this under control” like a vague promise and a shrug emoji. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
