Cryptonews

Ah, but hark! Our dear Nate Geraci, a co-founder of the ETF Institute, has taken to the digital ether of X to herald this stupendous occasion on the 24th day of July. With a flourish worthy of a master playwright, he remarked, as if calling attention to a rare bird in the wild, that BlackRock’s ETHA claims the distinguished title of being the third swiftest ETF to amass such wealth, trailing only the ever-mysterious spot Bitcoin ETFs by BlackRock (IBIT) and the illustrious Fidelity (FBTC). Can you believe it? Three crypto-based ETFs leading the charge like children in a candy store, amidst an ETF landscape that has languished for more than three decades, with nearly 4,400 offerings! What a spectacle indeed! 🍭

Their common equity, known by the curious mark MSTR, lingered about four hundred and thirteen units of currency yesterday, scarcely moved by the hubbub. Yet, this year alone, it hath swelled by thirty-seven percent! And in the past twelve months? A staggering one hundred and forty-six percent! Thus, their market value doth approach a princely sum of one hundred and sixteen billion! Good heavens! 🙄 Such extravagance!

Mientras tanto, informaciones frescas de CryptoQuant nos susurran la historia de un legado olvidado: la relación entre los días cumulativos destruidos mensuales (CDD) y los anuales ha alcanzado un nivel notablemente altísimo de 0.25. En un rango de precios que provoca vértigo, entre $106,000 y $118,000, observamos una actividad poco sutil de los proponentes de la criptografía que han estado sosteniendo los precios cual si fueran reliquias de un templo perdido. Históricamente, momentos similares de CDD se han manifestado durante los picos macro de 2014 y las correcciones de 2019, ambos epítomes de la distribución desenfrenada.

Warning: May hallucinate, crash, or accidentally fund a North Korean mining operation. Human supervision advised (preferably one who owns a calculator).

Let’s break it down, shall we?

So, the TRUMP memecoin (yes, that’s a thing) has slipped to a *key level* of $9.70. 🥴 Why? Well, the market’s having a little meltdown, darling, and Bitcoin’s dominance is flexing harder than a gym bro on Instagram. 💪✨

WOO X, with the grace of a startled ballerina, suspended withdrawals and confessed the theft was larger than a matryoshka’s shadow. They even gifted BeInCrypto an exclusive statement—because nothing says “trust” like a press release at 3 a.m.

The plot thickens: Bears have stolen the spotlight for now, but bulls are plotting a comeback if that magical $0.70–$0.72 zone holds. At the moment, OP is trading at $0.665, which is basically the crypto version of “I’m fine, thank you” while secretly panicking. A 3.62% daily drop? Ouch, someone needs a latte and a confidence boost. ☕💥

The crypto market saw its first red candle in days—a truly majestic occurrence after four straight days of shining green candles. One could almost hear the sigh of relief from the market, as though it were stretching its weary limbs after days of excess.

ADA rebounded off a support level stronger than my aunt’s morning coffee, boosting hopes it’ll shatter the $0.94 “glass ceiling.”