Cryptonews

Launched in December 2024, RLUSD isn’t just a flash in the pan-it’s a firework in a gas station. Its year-to-date growth? A dizzying 1,278%. If you blinked, you missed it. 😬

Blockchain data reveals that the thief wasn’t your average amateur. Oh no, this was someone who planned like a chess master, funding their account with small, sneaky 0.1 Ether (ETH) deposits using the notorious privacy mixer Tornado Cash. It was like they were taking a meticulous little walk through a garden of crypto, planting tiny seeds to grow a vast fortune. How cute-and how terrifying. 🙄

Recently, David Sacks, now Trump’s “Crypto & AI Czar,” declared that “crypto is the industry of the future.” A prophecy as fleeting as a candle in a hurricane. 🌪️

Last week, dear reader, Pi Network, that bold explorer of digital frontiers, took a step-no, a leap-into the mysterious realm of artificial intelligence. Partnering with OpenMind, a true craze in this peculiar age of ours, they aim to marry the blockchain’s unyielding strength with AI’s uncharted potential. One might muse whether this union is a grand scheme or just the crypto equivalent of a nobleman’s gamble at Cards… either way, the fireworks are quite the spectacle, though the exact size of the treasure chests remains shrouded in secrecy – a perfect whisper of intrigue.

According to CoinMarketCap, Bitcoin (BTC) was trading at around $104,003 after dropping 2.56% in just one day. Bitcoin trading was so frantic that the volume surged to $79.2 billion. Hold on to your hats, folks, the crypto market is having one heck of a ride! The total market value took a 3.26% hit, dropping to $3.47 trillion, while overall trading volume spiked a ridiculous 63% to $224.87 billion. If this were a roller coaster, we’d be screaming for a seatbelt!

It seems Bitcoin has decided to take a stroll back to its old haunts, hovering around the $103,000 mark. That’s a solid 20% dip from its all-time high of $126,500, set only a couple of weeks ago. Ah, the volatility of crypto-always keeping us on our toes, or perhaps it’s just reminding us that nothing lasts forever.

In a post most recent, dated November the 4th, our illustrious founder addressed the salacious discourse circulating within the community, professing that contrary to the wild claims made by various characters on the Internet, Wintermute harbors no intentions of legal confrontation with Binance. “Business as usual,” he proclaimed, much to our collective amusement.

This Bitcoin (BTC), as it’s called, has been content to amble about within a narrowing, upward-pointing triangle. It has deigned to accept purchases at around $107,500, though it seems to consider $115,000 a rather lofty height. The buyers, it seems, are not entirely discouraged.

The ol’ crypto king is trading at a cool $107,000, which, let’s be honest, ain’t exactly chump change, but it’s been as lively as a three-legged sloth lately. Its market cap’s still a whopping $2 trillion, but the traders? Oh, they’re twitchier than a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. They’re eyeing those traditional assets soaring like eagles while Bitcoin’s stuck in the mud like a wagon in a Mississippi swamp. 🦅🐢

In a move that could only be described as “cryptic, but also kind of obvious,” Saylor used his classic orange signal-again. This guy has been using orange as his personal Bitcoin-hinting code like it’s a secret handshake or something. So of course, people immediately assumed he’s teasing a 13th straight corporate Bitcoin buy. Because why not? 🍊