Cryptonews

These short-term holders, defined by their whims as much as by the wallets holding BTC for but a fleeting three months, reflect the collective psyche of the market. They are the thrill-seekers, staring into the abyss of their decisions, hoping for just a sprinkle of luck to optimize their returns.

At a recent White House spectacle, Trump mused upon his metamorphosis regarding Bitcoin and its burgeoning sway over our economy.

Pointing an accusatory finger at the colossal U.S. debt and what he perceives as reckless monetary buffoonery, this financial bard has warned us, lowly villagers, about the potential vulnerability of our quaint 401(k)s. A cautionary tale echoed by top investors—those capitalistic titans like Buffett and Rogers—who have dramatically exited the stock stage, opting instead for the alluring embrace of cash and hard assets. Bravo, gentlemen! 🎩

So XRP drops 0.8% in 24 hours. Wow. Who could’ve seen that coming? (Spoiler: Everybody.) You wait for a little excitement, maybe some fireworks, but nope—just more of the same slow decline. It’s like watching paint dry. Except you lose money. 😂

Ethereum ETF inflows are pouring in like free beer at a crypto conference and corporate treasuries can’t seem to get enough either. Could this finally be the push through $4,000, or just another dramatic pause before everyone remembers their wallets are empty?

According to CoinGlass data, open interest spiked as investors committed 18.15 billion DOGE, valued at $4.38 billion, to the futures market. The massive amount of fiat currency invested in the asset signals the anticipation of ecosystem investors into the meme coin. *Sarcasm aside*, it’s like everyone’s holding their breath for a miracle. 🙏

According to the bigwigs at PayPal, businesses could save up to 90% on transaction costs when buyers throw digital coins into the hat. Imagine a world where the only thing high-strung about your crypto sale is your accountant’s eyebrows!

Now, don’t expect a detailed blueprint—those specifics are tighter than a Trump tweet during a scandal. But the gist? They’re betting big on Bitcoin doing its wild rollercoaster ride, probably fueled by Trump’s own social media charm—err, influence. Who needs stability when you can have chaos served with a side of crypto? 🎢

In an unexpected twist, all US-EU trade will now be graced with a splendid flat 15% tariff, as opposed to the former 30% that was once menacingly brewing like a storm cloud. Ah, thank your lucky stars! Fundstrat, perched high on its tower of economic wisdom, proposes this might just light the fuse for a $BTC explosion. Grab your helmets!

In a jubilant post on X, the Shiba Inu community’s very own band of Shibizens took to the digital realm, heralding the majestic overhaul of their official documentation portal. Imagine it, if you will—a “developer-centric infrastructure,” they say. Gone are the days when resources were scattered like confetti at a long-forgotten celebration. This newfound Mintlify framework gathers them together, like a diligent librarian herding books back to the shelf. 📚