Chairman Selig announced his hero’s return on Wednesday, calling him a “treasure trove of experience” – which is fancy talk for “he knows his stuff.” Amir’s been around the block-he helped launch the first-ever CFTC-regulated Bitcoin futures during Donald Trump’s fancy red tie days. How’s that for a comeback? 🎩✨
Ah, the digital asset treasury (DAT) market-a fickle beast, much like a wizard’s temper. Sonic Labs has bravely acknowledged that, yes, the market is cooler than a dwarf’s sense of humor. But fear not! They’re sticking to their DAT strategy like a goblin to its gold. 🧙♂️💰
In a recent missive on X (formerly Twitter), this self-proclaimed oracle enumerated the “key catalysts” from 2025, which, if you ask me, sounds suspiciously like a list of excuses for why we’re not all millionaires yet. The gist? Institutions aren’t merely watching the price-they’re scrutinizing custody, compliance, and payment corridors with the intensity of a hawk eyeing a mouse. How thrilling! 🦅
Roundhill Trust, in a rather dashing display of financial acumen, has decided to tweak its filing for the illustrious XRP Covered Call Strategy ETF. This comes as the spot XRP ETF market is riding high on a wave of positivity that would make a surfer envious.
Despite the surge, ZEC remains well below the upside target implied by its technical pattern, leaving further gains dependent on broader market alignment. It’s like trying to win a race with a bicycle made of spaghetti. 🚲🍝
The lucky recipients? Early birds who’d perched themselves on the Lighter protocol’s branches. According to the wise folks at Bubblemaps, a blockchain data visualization platform that’s seen more numbers than a bookkeeper on tax day, about 75% of these folks are still clutching their tokens like a prospector holds onto their map. 🗺️✨
This rising interest is not surprising; however, the long/short ratio has been elevated for what feels like an eternity. When BTC’s long/short ratio finds itself loftier than that of the altcoins, it certainly sends a message-“Buy me!” But alas, this time the call to arms seems more like a gentle suggestion from a friend who forgot to take their medication.
Key takeaways:
The N-1A filing, a document of great import, revealeth their plan: to invest up to 60% of each fund’s assets directly in the underlying token, while the remainder shall be cast into the abyss of exchange-traded products and, perchance, derivatives such as futures and swaps. A gamble, most assuredly! 🎲
Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong, that fighting spirit in a pinstripe, defended the rewards with all the enthusiasm of a man who has clearly never had to budget for coffee:
