The Dow Jones Industrial Average, that old warhorse, climbed 150 points, while the S&P 500 rose 0.3% to new highs above 6,400. The Nasdaq Composite, ever the show-off, added 0.4%, breaking above 21,795. Numbers, numbers, numbers-the lifeblood of the capitalist machine! 📊
Yet, as the dawn breaks, our little PI finds itself at a crossroads, facing a formidable wall of resistance at the $0.40 mark. Once a bastion of support, this price level has now turned traitor, becoming a fortress of resistance. 🏰
juste 1 dollar par agence, pendant toute une année! La même manœuvre d’Anthropic, avec leur Claude. Voilà qui prouve que le marché est aussi fiable qu’un cheval de bois: ça clignote et ça promet beaucoup! 🐴✨
He paints a charming portrait of a cultural revolution that’s finally shaken off its kooky roots-like Uncle Ned’s questionable tie collection-and turned into a social consensus that Bitcoin isn’t some passing fad but a genuine *something.* This, he argues, is thanks to the charming conversion of bigwigs like Larry Fink, who’s now practically giving Bitcoin the once-over on every screen from Manhattan to Mogadishu. Imagine that-a skeptic turned evangelist, waving the banner of digital gold like it’s the new black. 💼✨
This new tool, nestled within the Addressable dashboard, is a detective with a magnifying glass and a ledger, sifting through onchain and offchain activity like a prospector panning for gold. It tracks aggregated wallet balances across seven blockchains, monitors identified wallets, and retargets users with ads on crypto-aware platforms, because who needs subtlety when you can just follow people around? 😂
The crypto market has been in an uptick over the past 24 hours, with several assets posting fresh double and triple-digit gains. But which altcoins are leading the charge? Let’s dive in and see what the fuss is all about. 🌊
“Everything is trending to zero against #Bitcoin. Don’t ever forget that,” Samson Mow, the high priest of cryptocurrency, declared. Because what could possibly go wrong?
This tempest followed an announcement so grand that it might have inspired Shakespeare himself-if only he had been into blockchain. The reaction was akin to a kid seeing free candy-pure, unadulterated joy, or perhaps just the usual frenzy to get in on the latest craze.
In a recent tweet-yes, the modern-day oracle of truth-CoinMarketCap declared there exists no coin, no token, nor any semblance of monetary mirage ever woven by their illustrious hands. So, should your discerning eye catch a hint-perhaps an ad ever-so-prominent, glowing with hues of dubiousness-know this: it is but a siren’s call to the rocks of gullibility! 🧜♂️
The amount of people betting on big price swings (ETH options open interest) is now at $13.75 billion. Near the record. Which basically means a lot of people are preparing for…something. Volatility, probably. It’s always volatility. Like expecting a pleasant surprise from a vending machine. You *hope* for chocolate, but you’re mostly preparing for disappointment and a slightly bent packet of crisps.
