Bitcoin’s Mempool Is Emptier Than My Social Calendar (And That’s Saying Something)
But let’s talk about the real showstopper: retail investors. You know, the average Joes and Janes whose grandkids are probably the only ones listening when they talk about “buying the dip.” Well, they’ve taken a group sabbatical. On-chain data says their absence is causing some rare drama in the Bitcoin universe—like the cast of Real Housewives going on a wellness retreat.




