CBDC Ban: The Trojan Horse in Housing Bill Unveiled

The Republicans, ever the guardians of private enterprise, have seized the moment to turn a temporary restriction into a permanent noose around the Fed’s digital neck. Congressman Mike Flood, with a flourish of his legislative pen, declares, “No backdoor green light for a CBDC!” While Rep. Warren Davidson, with a wink and a smirk, calls the 2030 sunset clause a “runway” for the Fed’s digital ambitions. A runway, indeed! More like a cliff’s edge, if you ask me.

BNB Chain’s Quantum Defense Works, But Costs 40% Slower Transactions

Binance Smart Chain (BSC) is a major blockchain network that works with Ethereum, and it handles a lot of transactions. Because of this, it’s a good example to see if networks with high transaction speeds can successfully implement new security measures designed to protect against future quantum computers.

ONDO Soars 16%-SEC’s Tokenised Stock Dream Turns Reality!

Bloomberg’s latest gossip hinted that the SEC could dish out an “innovation exemption” for tokenised stocks as early as this week. Such a scaffolding would presumably permit digital facsimiles of securities to trade away from the clunky traditional exchanges and into the slick, unregulated realms of decentralised markets-complete with the cheeky possibility that these tokens owe their existence to firms that never really gave their blessing.

Crypto: America’s New Nose-Twitching Fad or Financial Farce?

In the latest tome from the Federal Reserve, a report so weighty it could rival the collected works of our dear Gogol, it is revealed that 10% of American adults-a number as precise as it is absurd-have partaken in the crypto carnival. Up from the depths of 2023 and 2024, yet still shy of the 12% peak when the crypto market was a booming bazaar of dreams and delusions. Ah, the fickleness of fate!

AI Financial’s $271M Oopsie: When Tokens Turn to Tears

AI Financial Corporation, a name that once rang like a promise, reported a meager $4.7 million in revenue for the 13 weeks ended March 28, 2026. This pittance came from its fintech business, while its biotech segment lay fallow, marked as discontinued operations-a field left untended.