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Enter Cobb, the XRP knight-errant of X, armed with wit and a healthy skepticism that could cut through a blockchain like butter. Upon hearing the rumour, Cobb muses, “Are the ‘rumors’ in the room with us right now?” thus summoning up images of séance circles, crystal balls, and the spirit of Satoshi Nakamoto holding court under a flickering lamp. In other words, he’s not buying it-and, let’s face it, neither should you.

Bitcoin pirouetted past $114,000 as August’s PPI inflation decided to play nice.

The altcoin realm, ever the loyal courtier, followed suit-Binance Coin (BNB) and Solana (SOL) leading the charge like court jesters in a parade of greed. The total crypto market cap, now a sprightly $4 trillion, seems to whisper, “We are kings of this realm!” Yet, who dares trust the whims of such a volatile crown? 🎭💸

The one-hour chart, a stage of tight consolidation, whispered of bullish pressure, like a suitor leaning in for a kiss. XRP, ever the rebounder, sprang from the $2.934 support zone, a floor as reliable as a Chekhovian protagonist’s despair. Now, it teases the upper boundary of $3.02, volume swelling like a chest full of hope. If it breaches $3.04, ah, what a breakout it would be! A bullish continuation, a trader’s dream, a risk-to-reward scenario as tantalizing as a pie cooling on a windowsill. 🥧💫

In the past 24 hours, Mantle [MNT] has strutted across the crypto market like a peacock on steroids, pushing its price up by a dazzling 14%. That’s the highest surge amongst other crypto assets, or so the headlines scream.

The iPhone 17’s camera cluster, bathed in that vivid Bitcoin-orange hue, was quickly spotted by XRP enthusiasts, who swarmed to point out how it suspiciously resembled the Ripple logo. Three black lenses, arranged in a neat triangle, on a bright backdrop – an almost identical formation to the Ripple insignia. So familiar, in fact, that the internet couldn’t resist drawing comparisons.

The Reserve Bank of India (RBI) has weighed in with its typically dry charm, suggesting that regulating crypto effectively is nearly as impossible as keeping a soufflé from collapsing. Sure, a ban might reduce the drama, but it wouldn’t stop people from trading it peer-to-peer or on decentralized platforms. And where’s the fun in that?

In a move that surely has the grandparents clutching their pearls and the millennials nodding knowingly, Binance and Franklin Templeton have decided to join forces, like some bizarre finance-themed odd couple, to produce digital asset products. Their grand ambition? To fashion some sort of bridge from the dusty archives of traditional markets to the wild, neon-lit bazaar of cryptocurrency.

The market, like a gaunt prisoner in a gulag of greed, clings to the $8.20-$8.60 zone, where Fibonacci’s cosmic threads and candlesticks once clashed. Here, the token’s fate wavers, as if haunted by the ghost of $9.10, the old high that now whispers, “Remember me?” A break below this zone? A descent into the abyss of $7.50, where even the bravest bulls might weep. But should it conquer $11.75 again, the sky-$15-becomes a mere suggestion. 🌌

Back in the day, these miners would do a little dance every time Bitcoin was about to split, or when the bulls were charging full speed ahead. They’d cash out, pop the champagne, and wait for the next big thing. But not anymore, folks!