One of the most controversial features of President Donald Trump’s second term is his relentless criticism of Federal Reserve (Fed) Chair Jerome Powell for maintaining elevated interest rates – a stance Trump argues is unnecessarily costly to the American economy. Because who needs data when you can just wing it?
Behold, the four horsemen of this digital apocalypse: Pre-Market Futures, Hedge Mode, One-Tap Reverse, and Market Close. Together, these tools are designed to improve order execution certainty, reduce latency and slippage, and offer better capital management during periods of market hysteria. Because, as we all know, the crypto market is a beast that demands constant taming. 🐂🐻
Now imagine, if you will, the data conjured by the sages at Arkham Intelligence: a cryptic wallet, identified by the unpoetic cryptogram 0x9d22, amassed no less than 3.62 million APX tokens back in the halcyon days of 2022. Then, these tokens traded for less than seven cents-hardly the making of a fortune, more akin to buying invisible trinkets at a fair. Yet now, as APX flutters proudly near $1.95, this same trove amounts to an eye-watering $7.07 million. One might jest that even a bear emerging from hibernation would blink twice at such alchemy.
Oh, Toyosa-a name that dances with exclusivity across Bolivia, serenading the likes of Toyota, Lexus, Yamaha, and BYD-has taken its place upon the stablecoin bandwagon. The groundworks lay in place for individuals to trade their notes for motorized delights, such as cars and the now-iconic motorbikes, not merely in Bolivian national currency, but with a sprinkle of global financial sorcery-namely, USDT!
Behold the alchemy of “Uptober”: September’s green blush, October’s red-letter day. In 2024, BTC moonwalked +7.29% into a +10.76% October waltz. In 2023, a modest +3.91% September was followed by a +28.52% October tantrum. The chart? A parable of greed, or a cosmic joke?
The crypto fraternity, a notoriously discerning bunch, has responded with the sort of polite skepticism one reserves for a particularly dreadful sherry. Experiences with Coinbase, it seems, are…varied.
Robert Kiyosaki, the man who wrote Rich Dad Poor Dad (a book that’s either life-changing or just really good at selling gold coins, depending on who you ask), is throwing confetti over a new executive order. President Trump, in a move that’s either genius or a masterclass in political theatrics, signed a directive to let 401(k)s play with digital assets, private equity, and real estate. Kiyosaki? He’s here for it. 🎉
Analyst Ali, who probably has a crystal ball or just a really good guess, says the asset’s sniffing around the $25 mark like a troll at a treasure chest. If it breaks through, we’re looking at targets of $26.17, $27.84, and $30.13. But, oh ho! A pullback to $23.3-24 is still on the cards. Current price action’s hovering near $23.6, and trading volume’s over $1 billion-more attention than a wizard at a hat convention. 🎩💰
In a September 19 post, X’s Global Government Affairs team declared, “We’ve been exposed!” (or so they claim). It seems some suspended crypto scammers, desperate to reclaim their digital glory, hired middlemen to sweeten the deal for employees. A most unseemly spectacle! 🎩
