Cryptonews

Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf posted on X on March 30, in what has since garnered 14.8 million views.

The Nasdaq-listed Bitcoin treasury firm, known by its ticker NAKA, laid bare the ugly truth in its Form 10-K filing for the fiscal year ending December 31, 2025. The company’s acquisition cost for its bitcoin? A hefty $118,171 per coin, making the recent sale look like a slightly embarrassing yard sale bargain.

Despite recent struggles in the altcoin market, three projects that tokenize real-world assets are looking promising. They’ve shown strong performance over the past month, supported by positive price charts and growing investor confidence. Here’s a look at these top contenders as we enter April.

Crypto ETF investments are ending March 2026 with a bit of optimism. After a week of heavy selling by institutions, Monday saw net inflows into both Bitcoin and Ethereum ETFs. While the amounts aren’t large compared to the month’s overall losses, the fact that money is now flowing *in* is a positive sign.

In a plot twist that would make even the most jaded crypto enthusiast chuckle, federal prosecutors have charged a Maryland man with exploiting a couple of vulnerabilities that drained millions from a decentralized crypto exchange. We’re talking about Uranium Finance, a platform that, in 2021, became the unwitting victim of the kind of hacking you’d expect only in the most absurd dystopian novels. Spoiler alert: the hacker walked away with millions, and the platform was forced to shut down. Authorities say the suspect, using ahem “technical wizardry,” manipulated smart contracts to siphon off the funds and later laundered the proceeds. If convicted, he could face decades behind bars-talk about a “get-rich-quick” scheme gone horribly wrong.

Cornell, big school, smart kids, blah blah blah. Ella’s the Bitcoin queen there, started a club, custom degree-the whole shebang. Bitcoin community’s all ears. Meanwhile, I’m still trying to figure out why my Netflix keeps buffering.

Predict Fun is a decentralized prediction protocol on the BNB Smart Chain, which is fancy talk for “we let computers make guesses about the future.” Binance is clearly taking their wallet beyond just storing coins and pretending to know what to do with them, offering users interactive on-chain shenanigans instead. Who knew your crypto wallet could be this much fun-until it’s not?

Sei has confirmed that USDC and USDT0 deposits are now available on Kraken, which means you can now access stablecoins directly from one of the biggest exchanges in the world. No more awkward third-party transfers-just click and go. Finally, a little less hassle for anyone tired of being bogged down by traditional banking methods.

In the land where skyscrapers kiss the clouds and gold flows like water, Dubai has birthed a new framework for crypto derivatives trading. A grand gesture, no doubt, in the global symphony of crypto regulation. This framework, a delicate waltz between innovation and investor safety, promises to tame the wild stallion of virtual assets. Ah, the irony of control in a world built on decentralization!

Binance, the world’s largest crypto exchange by trading volume, has announced three new USDT-margined perpetual contracts: CLUSDT for West Texas Intermediate (WTI) crude oil, BZUSDT for Brent crude, and NATGASUSDT for natural gas. These instruments, launching on April 1 with all the subtlety of a brass band at a funeral, offer a staggering 100x leverage. One can only imagine the collective gasp of the financial world as traders prepare to dance on the precipice of ruin.