The question, naturally, isn’t if the market will twitch, but when. A market perpetually poised on the precipice, filled with individuals that are “primed” for the next move? Such delightful anthropomorphism. Awaiting the turning of some ineffable, sentimental tide. Oh, the drama!
Bitcoin’s price attempted a fresh increase above $88,500 but struggled near $90,000 🚀. A high was formed at $90,298 before the bears appeared, and the price took a sharp downside reaction below $89,000 📉.
Recent dispatches from the hallways of CoinShares reveal that crypto products hemorrhaged $446 million last week alone. A dreadful exodus that adds to a staggering $3.2 billion since the downward spiral began on October 10th-a descent as precipitous as it was unexpected. 🎢✨
Despite all the glitter, the NFT behemoth’s neighborhood remains quieter than a bear market bear at bedtime. 🐻🌙 Token Terminal’s snoozefest numbers reveal onchain user counts so small, you could count them on your toes-if your toes had ADHD. 👣𝗚
The daily timeframe chart? Van de Poppe describes it like this: “Gold’s your ex who keeps calling, Bitcoin’s your new therapist who finally explains the concept of boundaries.” According to the analysis, gold’s descent is relentless-a cosmic freefall-and Bitcoin… well, Bitcoin is conserving its energy like a sloth with a PhD in financial strategy. Some say it’s consolidating; others say it’s “psychologically prepping for a comeback tour.” 🚀🧘♂️
As one of the biggest, most ferociously active crypto packs, the Shiba Inu crowd found themselves in the spotlight-more like the spotlight that everyone forgot was on them-and suddenly, boom! Security breach! Who knew that a simple extension could turn into a digital trap? 👀
Now, dear reader, which altcoins are strutting dangerously close to the edge, and why could they plunge into the abyss of major liquidation losses? Let us dive into this analysis with all the grace of a cat on a hot tin roof.
When asked if XRP or Ripple’s equity would be the better bet by 2030, Santos pivoted to his favorite topic: chaos. “2026 is gonna be a dumpster fire,” he said, “but Ripple’s got a first-aid kit, a life vest, and a ticket to the escape pod.” Meanwhile, Ethereum’s future? “Bearish” is the polite way to put it. 😂
However, prominent crypto moguls are slightly optimistic about 2026. We gathered the most significant predictions in one post, and yes, we want to come back here next December and find out if this time they were true. 🧙♂️
Strategy, that modern-day Gatsby of the blockchain, resumed its frenzied bitcoin acquisitions after fattening its US dollar reserves to $2.2 billion the prior week. A feat of financial jujitsu, one might say, though the jury is still out on whether this is genius or madness. 🤷♂️
