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Sure, ADA still trades miles below its glorious 2021 high of $3.09, but what is money anyway if not a loud toddler promising ice cream later? The long-haul crowd is clinging like barnacles to the hull of a ghost yacht, whispering, “Just one more pump and we’ll finally buy that alpaca farm in Vermont.” I admire the optimism; I also admired my neighbor who insisted raw milk would cure his sciatica. Spoiler: the alpaca still isn’t toilet trained, and the sciatica is downgraded to ‘weepy knee.’

This mUSD, they say, might make its debut as early as this very week. Or perhaps next month. No one knows, and honestly, if you’re waiting for certainty, you’re likely to be disappointed-just like expecting a sunny day in April.

The weight of his offenses, as detailed in court documents, is as heavy as the silence that now fills the once bustling halls of Terraform. One hopes that this confession brings a semblance of solace to those who found themselves ensnared in Kwon’s intricate web of deceit.

The Cayman Island-based exchange priced its IPO above expectations, landing at $37 per share when they were hoping for a mere $32-$33. At that point, the company’s market value surged to a cool $5.4 billion. It’s like showing up at a garage sale and finding a Picasso-everyone’s eyeing that treasure now.

Mainland China is like your overly strict parent, giving that “no” to all things crypto-trading, mining, you name it! Meanwhile, Hong Kong is over here hosting a party for regulated digital assets like it’s the new rave scene. 🕺

President Alexander Lukashenko, our very own crypto-comedian-in-chief, gave a big thumbs up to this move, signaling a major shift in how Belarus handles its digital fortune cookies. 🍊

The Dow Jones Industrial Average, that old warhorse, climbed 150 points, while the S&P 500 rose 0.3% to new highs above 6,400. The Nasdaq Composite, ever the show-off, added 0.4%, breaking above 21,795. Numbers, numbers, numbers-the lifeblood of the capitalist machine! 📊

Yet, as the dawn breaks, our little PI finds itself at a crossroads, facing a formidable wall of resistance at the $0.40 mark. Once a bastion of support, this price level has now turned traitor, becoming a fortress of resistance. 🏰

juste 1 dollar par agence, pendant toute une année! La même manœuvre d’Anthropic, avec leur Claude. Voilà qui prouve que le marché est aussi fiable qu’un cheval de bois: ça clignote et ça promet beaucoup! 🐴✨

He paints a charming portrait of a cultural revolution that’s finally shaken off its kooky roots-like Uncle Ned’s questionable tie collection-and turned into a social consensus that Bitcoin isn’t some passing fad but a genuine *something.* This, he argues, is thanks to the charming conversion of bigwigs like Larry Fink, who’s now practically giving Bitcoin the once-over on every screen from Manhattan to Mogadishu. Imagine that-a skeptic turned evangelist, waving the banner of digital gold like it’s the new black. 💼✨