Remember our tale of 400 BTC leaping out of their 2012 cribs? Well, faster than a fox stealing chickens, another 100 BTC from the wallet tagged â17P8XSâ decided to join the party. This cheeky chap, born on July 20, 2012, couldnât resist the limelight! đ
This grand metamorphosis, no mere caprice, marks the conclusion of a saga first whispered on February 5th (the staffâs collective existential crisis likely began earlier, but the boardroom calendar only chronicles so much suffering). The change positions Strategy Inc. as the worldâs first and largest hoarder-pardon, treasurer-of bitcoin. Yes, reader, somewhere Dostoevskyâs ghost mutters, âFirst the ruble, now the coin.â đȘ
On August 14, the team, sounding almost exhausted, disclosed that scammers have again found creative ways to steal-because, apparently, the thrill of a good larceny never truly goes out of fashion. These swindlers, masquerading as trustworthy crypto projects, have been prowling about, lurking behind expired Discord invites-those poor, forgotten links that look like relics from a bygone era-and luring credulous users into their trap. A real masterstroke of digital deception, I dare say, akin to handing over your wallet at a masquerade ball and then being surprised when itâs gone.
Google Play Store announced a new policy on Thursday, requiring crypto wallet developers to hold banking or money services licenses. This rule applies to 15 regions, including the United States and the European Union. The policy aims to create a secure and compliant user environment, but it has sparked a firestorm of protest, especially from developers of non-custodial wallets, who feel like they’re being asked to square the circle. đ€
Hold onto your hats, folks! Stablecoins on the XRP Ledger are booming like a Brooks laugh track! đ A 46% surge in just one week? Thatâs $166 million, baby! Rippleâs RLUSD is the star of the show, hogging more than half the spotlight. đ Itâs the on-chain payments king, and itâs not giving up the throne anytime soon! đ
âProviding custody services for those high-quality assets backing stablecoins is the first option we are looking at,â declared Biswarup Chatterjee, Citigroupâs global head of partnerships and innovation, with the air of a man whose company may just be ready to make an offer no one can refuse. Or perhaps one that everyone will laugh at. Time will tell.
Ethereumâs developers, those wise old owls of the blockchain, have long warned that no single provider should hold more than 33% of the stake. Too much power, they say, could lead to consensus issues-a digital dictatorship, if you will. And so, the community rallied, like farmers chasing off a greedy landlord, ensuring Lido didnât cross that line. đ«đ âWe kept the big dog from eating the whole pie,â said Darren Langley, Rocket Poolâs general manager, with a wink and a nod.
Oh, how these two great forces-blockchain and AI-do entwine themselves like lovers beneath the moonlit sky. On Wednesday, August 13, Sapien announced this grand scheme: tokens for humans who teach machines! The SAPIEN token, set to debut on August 20, promises riches untold-or at least some cryptocurrency. đ°
It wobbled a ten percent dance over the past day-up briefly to $0.26, then sharply reversing with all the grace of a drunken ballerina-before plunging again, stirred by data from the ages of chaos, revealing a 0.9% rise in wholesale inflation. Such a figure, unseen in over three years, cast gloom across the land, dampening hopes that the Fedâs printing press would take a mysterious nap.
So, Bitcoinâs chilling at $120k like itâs a luxury spa, using it as a launchpad for its latest ATH shenanigans. $123k? Sure, why not? đ€ But hold the champagne-an intraday dip of 1.47% says, âNot so fast, buddy.â Market cap? Down $50 billion. Ouch. Thatâs like losing a small countryâs GDP. đđž