In a very serious interview on CNBC, Guild declared the S&P 500 could rise 8.7% by 2026. “But of course!” she said, “unless a government shutdown happens, which we all know is just a Tuesday for everyone.”
Total spending now exceeds $3.78 billion-admittedly a lot, but keep in mind, the company dashboard shows they’re playing the long game, with their averages nudging over $107,607. Meanwhile, their shares did their best impression of a roller coaster, rising 8% but still sitting far below their June glory days-probably contemplating the meaning of life (and losses). 🎢
It appears that behind the scenes, financial regulators and central banking authorities are engaged in a tug-of-war that would make even the most dramatic reality TV show look like a tea party. As digital assets weave themselves more tightly into the fabric of South Korea’s financial system, one can’t help but wonder if they’re knitting a warm blanket or a noose. 🧶
Major players in this money-making game include Nautical Funding Ltd., SMALLCAP World Fund (which sounds like a cute name for a tiny aquarium), and some exclusive Anson and Ghisallo funds. Each share went for ¥900-no discounts here, folks! 💸 That means they boosted capital stock and reserves by ¥10.62 billion each. I mean, if only we could boost our savings accounts that easily! Can someone pass me the financial fairy dust?
So, picture this: traders and shopkeepers, usually busy haggling over prices, are now haggling for their livelihoods. Tehran, Isfahan, Shiraz, Mashhad-basically every city with a pulse-is lit up like a Christmas tree, but with anger instead of fairy lights. 🎄🔥 The rial’s crashed harder than my dating life, hitting 1.38 million to the dollar. Ouch. And Mohammad Reza Farzin? Yeah, he dipped faster than a hot potato. 🥔
The word came down from Novogratz, sharp and clear as a winter wind. Seems these two tokens, XRP and Cardano, better start showin’ some muscle, some purpose, or they might just fade away like tumbleweeds. It’s a hard country out here, see? This ain’t no place for sentiment.
But hold yer horses! This ain’t just about one scoundrel. It’s a warnin’ sign for the whole Web3 rodeo. Turns out, folks are the weakest link faster than a cat on a hot tin roof. Who knew?
The question, naturally, isn’t if the market will twitch, but when. A market perpetually poised on the precipice, filled with individuals that are “primed” for the next move? Such delightful anthropomorphism. Awaiting the turning of some ineffable, sentimental tide. Oh, the drama!
Bitcoin’s price attempted a fresh increase above $88,500 but struggled near $90,000 🚀. A high was formed at $90,298 before the bears appeared, and the price took a sharp downside reaction below $89,000 📉.
Recent dispatches from the hallways of CoinShares reveal that crypto products hemorrhaged $446 million last week alone. A dreadful exodus that adds to a staggering $3.2 billion since the downward spiral began on October 10th-a descent as precipitous as it was unexpected. 🎢✨