Should the stars align and the OCC grant its blessing, Sony’s new venture, the enigmatic Connectia Trust NA, shall plant its banner in the heart of New York and plunge into the tempestuous seas of stablecoin issuance and digital asset custody. 🌪️💼 Lo, it is Sony’s proclamation that they are no longer content with merely entertaining the masses-they seek to bankroll the blockchain revolution! 📈🔗
Steph, with the gravity of a prophet, declared that XRP’s weekly dance mirrors the 2020-2021 waltz of ruin, where prices soared while the RSI, that fickle heart, faltered. A bearish divergence, he warned-a price climbing higher, yet the RSI sinking lower, like a lover’s sigh fading into silence. This, he claimed, was the prelude to exhaustion, a warning that the bulls’ might was waning, and the bears’ claws were poised.
Ce discours survint alors que Binance, comme un comble, se voyait accusé de pratiques tarifaires exorbitantes après qu’un certain CJ Tech eût exposé, avec une verve shakespearienne, les exigences de l’échange : airdrops, dépôts sécurisés, et autres faveurs réservées aux HODLers de BNB. 😬
“Now, don’t get too excited,” Coinbase cautioned, with all the enthusiasm of a cat reluctantly taking a bath. “The launch of trading for these assets depends on the elusive market-making support, and we’ll need the technical infrastructure to match.” In plain English-no, they won’t start selling BNB until the stars align and the universe gives them a thumbs up.
Ah yes, Zeta Network Group (Nasdaq: ZNB) has-no surprise here-proudly announced this grandiose venture: a $231 million private investment in public equity (PIPE) transaction. Their magnificent plan? To shore up their balance sheet with the precious asset, bitcoin. Naturally, such an offering can only be paid in Bitcoin (BTC) or solvBTC-because why settle for less when you can have all the allure of a wrapped token in your grasp?
The RSI says XRP isn’t “oversold” – it’s just playing hard to get. But here’s the kicker: trading volume is drier than a tax audit. Down 30.4% to $5.72B! 🕺 Even with ETF rumors swirling like a tornado in Texas, investors are ghosting XRP harder than a dating app match who saw your crypto portfolio. 💔
Onchain data shows short-term holders are scrambling to accumulate like they’re in a clearance sale! 🛒
Friday, my dear reader, witnessed the most spectacular liquidation event in crypto’s brief but oh-so-dramatic history. The scale of this deleveraging, a veritable financial earthquake, is best grasped by examining open interest (OI) – the total value of those futures and perpetual contracts hanging precariously in the balance.
The reason for this frenzy? The impending launch of their own trading platform, a beacon of promise in the murky waters of decentralized finance. 🌊 The crowd whispers of a new Altcoin Season, as if such things were ordained by the gods themselves. And lo, Bitcoin Hyper, still in its presale infancy, awaits its moment to bask in the reflected glory. 🍼✨
On-chain data, that digital parchment of truth, suggests Bitcoin’s journey is but a breath from its crescendo. The Cycle Peak Countdown, that most pious of algorithms, proclaims 99.3% completion. Ten days remain until October 24, 2025-a date etched in the stars, or perhaps in the ledger of a desperate day trader. 📅✨
