Assisting in this genteel plundering is Cantor Fitzgerald, a name so redolent of old money and tailored suits that the pigeons at Canary Wharf nod respectfully whenever it’s mentioned. The presence of such a banker signals, with all the subtlety of a yacht anchored off Capri, that institutional appetites are being whetted and liquidity may soon flow like the bubbly at an afterparty neither you nor I shall ever see. 🍾
Launched in the year of Two and Twenty-One, Ex Populus is a purveyor of blockchain wonderlands-yet they would have you believe their tale is one of simple gaming joys. But no! In the year of 2023, this uproarious contender unveiled its own contraption, Xai, designed to bewitch video game craftspeople with AI-driven shenanigans. Till, in a wonderful twist, the world confounded this AI with Musk’s brainchild!
Now, let’s talk about this analyst, Mihai Lacob. He’s saying Solana’s got more gas in the tank. I mean, really? You don’t say! It’s like saying the sun is hot. But hey, he’s looking at the last few months, and apparently, buyers are still in the game. Shocking, right? 🙄
Elle liquida ses 24 000 BTC, et l’on vit tout le théâtre d’un coup : la chute, la panique, et l’impression que même la blockchain pourrait s’effondrer sous un rire amer. Le fameux Sani, tel un narrateur de comédie, déclarait que cette baleine, qui possède encore 152 874 BTC, a tout de même laissé une trace de ses exploits dans l’histoire de la spéculation, comme un Antoine déchu dans un vaudeville.
But wait… there’s a pesky little thing called the four-year cycle that might beg to differ. Crypto analysts, in a rare act of skepticism, are telling CryptoMoon that this market might not be as solid as Bailey envisions. Shocking, right? 😱
Major Resistance Level – The price of champagne if this works: $4,820
With one of the highest participation rates in its history, the Stargate (STG) DAO approved the acquisition on with a 95% majority vote. Over 7.5 million veSTG tokens were cast by more than 15,000 addresses. As part of the agreement, the DAO was shut down, and governance will be moved to the LayerZero (ZRO) ecosystem.
At press time, XRP is clinging to life around $3.03-$3.07. That’s right, folks-it’s still breathing after some serious market turbulence. Sure, it retreated from its July highs near $3.65, but guess what? The $3 mark has held strong like an overprotective parent. Daily turnover? A whopping $6 billion! It seems institutions are throwing money at this thing faster than you can say “crypto chaos.” 💸
Bitcoin (BTC) went up by a whopping… wait for it… 0.17% in the last day. I mean, hold onto your hats, folks. This is the kind of action that gets people calling their brokers! Or maybe not. 🙄
Daily transaction fees, once the blood and sweat of miners, now barely register-3.5 BTC, whispers Glassnode, as if gossiping over stale tea.
The streets are abuzz not with revolution, but with the echoes of Powell’s Jackson Hole sermon, hinting at merciful rate cuts, surely to save us from our own foolish optimism. “Policy adjustments,” he muses. It’s enough to make a speculator swoon or sob, depending on his last buy-in.
