Today marks the 16th anniversary of this gloriously bad decision, and what better way to honor it than by laughing at the fact that those pizzas are now worth more than most small countries? Let’s recap: in 2010, Laszlo spent $41 on pizza. Fast forward to 2026, and those same pizzas are valued at over $770 million. Moral of the story? Always check the future value of your toppings.
Lo, the 29.7% decline year-over-year is the steepest plunge since the dark days of 2015, when the bear market cast its shadow and the cryptocurrency fell by 54%. Alas, the fickleness of fortune doth play its tricks once more!
It’s a compelling story, but ETF paths are shaped by regulation, liquidity, custody, and market structure. Enterprise tokens also face a unique question: does corporate adoption actually translate into token demand?
According to the arcane rules of South Korea’s National Assembly petition system, the motion surpassed 50,000 signatures at around 11:23 a.m. local time on Thursday, thus ensuring that the proposal would be reviewed by a parliamentary committee, no doubt with all due haste – or not.
They’ve launched “innovative” projects, like hoarding BTC for their companies, only to promptly sell it-sometimes at a loss, because apparently, even crypto can’t escape the Trumpian curse of poor timing.
A Reuters report, like a whisper in the wind, hinted at the dawn of an “innovation exemption,” a beacon for the blockchain faithful. Yet, the SEC, ever the guardian of the status quo, has chosen to wrap this beacon in layers of caution, lest it illuminate too much, too soon.
By midday Hong Kong time (because Hong Kong has clocks, obviously), XRP was still loitering near $1.37, smug as a cat in a creamery. Meanwhile, Bitcoin slouched around $77,400 like a teenager grounded for life, and Ether moped about like it’d forgotten its own name.
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Right now, where Nvidia stock is headed depends on a tug-of-war between two things: the rapidly growing global need for artificial intelligence, especially in China, and increasing risks related to global politics and how much the stock is worth.
The disconnect, my dear reader, is as gaping as the maw of a Dostoevskian protagonist. The analyst, with the precision of a surgeon and the flair of a tragedian, unveiled data of such magnitude that it would make even Raskolnikov blush. Large Bitcoin outflows, tied to the wallets of Coinbase Prime, Binance, Wintermute, OKX, and Bybit, have painted a picture of wholesale abandonment. Hundreds of millions of dollars, vanishing into the ether, as if the very gods of finance had turned their backs on the faithful.
