Cryptonews

Pi Network is getting close to launching its Mainnet, after a successful first test phase proved the network is stable.

Could we be barreling toward a fiscal waltz where Bitcoin, that digital phoenix, plummets 20%, while Silver, the silver-tongued charmer, winks at investors with its tangible allure? 🦊

Jack Dorsey, that paragon of innovation, proclaimed that merchants can now exchange Bitcoin for fiat, or fiat for Bitcoin, or simply stare at their screens in existential confusion. 🤷‍♂️

BitMine Immersion Technologies (BMNR), the crypto world’s answer to a gold-digging pirate, has announced its Ethereum (ETH) holdings have hit 3,505,723 tokens. Their total loot? A cool $13.2 billion, including ETH, 192 Bitcoin, a $61 million stake in Eightco Holdings, and $398 million in cash. Arrr, matey! 🏴‍☠️

So, Mantle’s layer 2 platform (fancy, right?) announced that its native token, MNT, is now chilling in Porto, Anchorage Digital’s self-custody wallet. Because who doesn’t want a wallet with a federal charter? 🏦✨

Not one to shy from spectacle, SUI Group-an institution with official crypto standing (and a little something called the Sui Foundation)-is eager to offer “institutional-grade exposure” to Sui’s blockchain playground. They’ve even launched the first SUI treasury plan, probably with less fuss but more flair.

On the XRP/USD chart, it’s hovering around $2.31. 🤑 Mattsby’s like, “This has never happened in XRP’s history!” Well, Larry’s take? Maybe it’s just tired of being the underdog. Or maybe it’s finally found its purpose in life. Who knows? 🤷♂️

Whilst the macro financial markets wept in bearish despair, the crypto realm, ever the maverick, danced to its own tune, with tokens soaring like jesters on a sugar high. Behold, we present to thee three such tokens, stars of this absurd spectacle, that may yet continue their merry romp post-shutdown. 🎉

In a stunning act of corporate foresight (or perhaps collective madness 🤪), Strategy confirmed its latest foray into the digital gold rush on November 10, adding 487 BTC to its ever-growing hoard. The purchase, executed at the bargain price of $102,557 per coin, brings their total stash to 641,692 BTC. Because nothing says “long-term value” like buying high and calling it a strategy.

In the ongoing saga of Beets Fi’s security peril, this audacious hacker-who previously made a guest appearance on November 3-has come back for more, effortlessly unfreezing wallets and making off with the loot like a back-alley magician with a penchant for thievery.