Cryptonews

Bitcoin’s been hotter than a jalapeño in a sauna lately. The Trump administration’s cooking up a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve (SBR), which sounds like something out of a financial thriller. 🕵️♂️ Meanwhile, companies are hoarding Bitcoin like it’s the new gold-or maybe they just really like the color orange. 🟠 And let’s not forget the US Spot Bitcoin ETFs, which have been on a shopping spree, gobbling up 25K BTC since last week. Toss in a Fed rate cut, and you’ve got a recipe for either a rally or a really expensive pizza. 🍕

According to Bitget’s esteemed Chief Analyst, Ryan Lee, Bitcoin’s role as the market’s ‘anchor asset’ explains why Ethereum continues to lag. He also shared with BeInCrypto what conditions would be needed for ETH to finally close the gap, a feat as improbable as a gentleman’s return from the dead. 🕯️

In their quest to tame this wild frontier, Google found companionship in Coinbase, an American creature of cryptocurrency with its own concoctions of AI and payment magic under the banner of x402 Bazaar. Together they charted unknown waters.

The National Bureau for Counter Terror Financing (NBCTF) of Israel, in an act of digital detective work, flagged a staggering number of 187 wallet addresses, which seemed as busy as a beehive. Hilarity ensued when these platforms and services were requested to take action-akin to trying to stop boiling water with tepid ice.

Every heroic attempt to ascend is met with the most unkind of audiences-selling pressure galore! The latest curtain call on September 14 saw ADA strut forward, pirouette, and promptly stumble, tumbling 5% since. Oh, the drama! 🎭

This steady lead is like a spotlight in a comedy club, emphasizing both strong liquidity and the confidence of investors, positioning SEI as a dominant layer-1 blockchain and reinforcing its potential for continued price shenanigans and influence over the broader market. How lovely! 🌍

Like a phoenix from the ashes of skepticism, crypto adoption soars, led by the triumvirate of India, the U.S., and Pakistan. A spectacle, indeed, as public companies, with a wink and a nod, tuck cryptocurrency into their coffers. The world, it seems, is awash in a fever of digital literacy-or is it merely a bout of collective delirium? 🤹‍♂️

Among these mechanical titans, 434 are of the Antminer S21 Pro lineage, while 140 hail from the L9 clan. On the fateful day of September 16, 2025, the company proclaimed this partial fleet repair as a cornerstone of its grand strategy. North America, that promised land of opportunity, beckons, and BTC Digital seeks to lower its costs and sharpen its claws in the mining arena. Ah, the eternal dance of progress and greed!

On Tuesday, the stock closed at a modest $30.42, a far cry from its triumphant peak of $45.89 on its debut. Alas, the market’s ardor has cooled, and the stock now languishes, down 34% from its zenith. Such is the whimsy of the financial gods! 🙏📉

The ever-so-optimistic Ron Paul explained that booms based on monetary “stimulus” usually end in the most predictable way-bankruptcies, inflation, and a painful reset. After all, fake growth demands a real correction, and if this is indeed the “biggest” boom, the payback might be just as enormous. He pointed to the post-2008 era of zero rates and quantitative easing, calling today’s economic cheerleading a rerun of past bubbles. History, after all, is so fond of repeating itself.