Roundhill Trust, in a rather dashing display of financial acumen, has decided to tweak its filing for the illustrious XRP Covered Call Strategy ETF. This comes as the spot XRP ETF market is riding high on a wave of positivity that would make a surfer envious.
Despite the surge, ZEC remains well below the upside target implied by its technical pattern, leaving further gains dependent on broader market alignment. It’s like trying to win a race with a bicycle made of spaghetti. 🚲🍝
The lucky recipients? Early birds who’d perched themselves on the Lighter protocol’s branches. According to the wise folks at Bubblemaps, a blockchain data visualization platform that’s seen more numbers than a bookkeeper on tax day, about 75% of these folks are still clutching their tokens like a prospector holds onto their map. 🗺️✨
This rising interest is not surprising; however, the long/short ratio has been elevated for what feels like an eternity. When BTC’s long/short ratio finds itself loftier than that of the altcoins, it certainly sends a message-“Buy me!” But alas, this time the call to arms seems more like a gentle suggestion from a friend who forgot to take their medication.
Key takeaways:
The N-1A filing, a document of great import, revealeth their plan: to invest up to 60% of each fund’s assets directly in the underlying token, while the remainder shall be cast into the abyss of exchange-traded products and, perchance, derivatives such as futures and swaps. A gamble, most assuredly! 🎲
Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong, that fighting spirit in a pinstripe, defended the rewards with all the enthusiasm of a man who has clearly never had to budget for coffee:
Yes, Bitcoin, that stolid, lumbering mammoth of a cryptocurrency, has once again spent 24 hours doing what it does best: absolutely nothing. With the grace of a sedated rhinoceros, it lumbered upward by a paltry two thousand dollars and now stands – or rather, snoozes – just shy of $89,000. One can almost hear it snoring through the blockchain.
Behold this fascinating data, recently paraded by Bitcoin Magazine Pro, a spot where news often pirouettes on thin air. It boldly asserts that a grand total of 7.5 million BTC, by those ardent holders besotted with long-term affection, have been generously distributed during this entertaining bull market saga. If one counts that a melancholic 4 to 5 million BTC has been consigned, alas, to the void of permanence, then it appears that nearly half of all BTC has been offered for sale. With such staggering selling pressure, it may come as no surprise that the demand for Bitcoin has, at the very least, kept pace. Or perhaps it ascended beautifully to the occasion?
In a world where the crypto market is as predictable as a Steinbeck novel, Cypherpunk Technologies (CYPH) is playing the long game. Backed by the Winklevoss twins-those Harvard heartthrobs turned crypto kings-the firm just shelled out $28 million for more zcash. Their stash now? 290,062 ZEC, or $152 million in real-world money. That’s enough to make even Tom Joad jealous.
