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Circle, the issuer of USDC, is joining the wrapped Bitcoin token market with its own version called cirBTC, a new hat for the same old crowd.

This is mainly due to flows in the Deribit-listed options market, specifically, a build-up of defensive positioning just below current prices that could result in a slide all the way down to $50,000.

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According to a filing with the Maine Attorney General (because why not cross-state lines for a good breach?), the hospital’s computer network was breached by an “unauthorized party.” Translation: someone with better hacking skills than your average TikTok influencer.

The people of Alabama, with a mixture of bewilderment and a touch of civic pride, have signed a law that admits-though not without suspicion-that decentralized nonprofits are real. Lawmakers, probably after long nights imagining code running society, decided these strange entities deserve legal recognition. Thus, Alabama joins the rarefied air of states daring to chase blockchain dreams while still on terra firma.

James Lavish, the self-proclaimed “macro strategist,” dropped a bombshell: the World Uncertainty Index is now so high, it makes the Great Recession look like a tea party. He cheekily compared it to a global game of Jenga where everyone’s holding their breath and hoping the next move isn’t a tweet from a certain former president. Meanwhile, the U.S. Treasury is staring down $9.7 trillion in maturing debt-because who doesn’t want to refinance $12 trillion in a year?

Apparently, the markets were expecting Trump to whisper sweet nothings about de-escalation with Iran. Instead, he went full Vogon Constructor Fleet, threatening escalation and sending global markets into a tailspin faster than a Heart of Gold under Improbability Drive.

Yep, you read that right. No extra apps, no third-party wallets, just pure trading chaos right in your Telegram. Because who needs boundaries between memes and markets?

SoFi has launched an enterprise banking platform dubbed “Big Business Banking,” allowing institutions to manage fiat balances and digital assets in a single regulated environment, according to The Block. The service runs under SoFi Bank’s national charter, offering 24/7 payments and liquidity management, positioning the lender as one of the first U.S.-regulated banks to industrialize stablecoin-based settlement for corporates. One might say it’s the ton’s most fashionable parlor game.

Charles Guillemet, Ledger’s CTO, declared the Drift Protocol exploit “yet another reminder that in crypto, trust is the only thing you can’t hack-unless you’re a human being.” He likened it to the 2025 Bybit heist, which was “so good, even the FBI had to check the credits.”