Rippleâs XRP is finally green, which is like seeing a ghost-unbelievable but oddly comforting. Before this, it lost its fourth-place crown to BNB, dropping faster than a hot potato in a sauna. đ„đ„
Moynihan, with the grace of Puck and the sagacity of a seasoned scholar, expounds upon the virtue of robust employment rates and burgeoning wages, proclaiming that these are the sagacious sirens that lure the righteous course of consumer indulgence. âIf the companies of our land embrace their workforces and lavish them with a handful more coins, then, dear souls, their coffers will open wide, and Americaâs economic heart shall throb with vigor.â
But why, dear reader, does this digital snowball roll with such fervor? Let us peel back the frost-laden curtain…
It seems the Reserve, that diligent little machine, continues to gather LINK as if anticipating a particularly harsh winter. Or perhaps just an exceptionally long committee meeting. A total of 1.41 million now, you see. Such confidence. One almost believes it. đ€
Both Bitcoin and Ethereum are hovering around their “max pain” levels, which is basically the financial equivalent of watching a squirrel try to decide which way to run. Traders are glued to their screens, waiting to see if this event will unleash chaos or just polite applause.
Apparently, they’re pivoting towards a âtokenized loyalty model.â It sounds soâŠsophisticated. Like I should be wearing a beret and discussing blockchain over a soy latte. They’re using Crypto.comâs Cronos blockchain, which is, like, the trendy one, apparently. Itâs supposed to bridge the gap between us retail investors and the wonderfully named âTruth Social ecosystemâ. đ Honestly, the names alone.
On-chain data reveals Hayes sold 1,871 ETH (aka âI need liquidity, not loveâ) over two weeks. But donât worry-this wasnât a breakup. It was more like using your exâs credit card to fund your new hobby. đ§ââïžđ
La Banque FĂ©dĂ©rale (dite “Fed”, mais qui serait mieux nommĂ©e “FĂ©dĂ©ration des DĂ©tours Financiers”) a ouvert 2026 comme un prestidigitateur dĂ©voilant un lapin⊠ou plutĂŽt un chĂšque. GrĂące Ă son “Standing Repo Facility” (un trĂ©sor de lâĂtat qui ressemble Ă un coffre-fort rempli de confettis), elle a injectĂ© 74,6 milliards de dollars dans le systĂšme bancaire. Les mĂ©dias, Ă©videmment, ont hurlĂ© au miracle Ă©conomique. Mais messieurs les analystes, ces messieurs-lĂ nous assurent que câest juste un “geste courant de fin dâannĂ©e”. Comme si NoĂ«l Ă©tait une routine.
Bitcoin came strutting into Q4 of 2025 like it owned the place, full of swagger and hope. But surprise, surprise! It ended up being the worst kind of party – the one where you discover the snacks are all stale. Data from Coinglass shows the fourth quarter was a total flop. The seasonal trend thatâs been holding Bitcoin up like a crutch? Yeah, that vanished faster than your last date. đ
Ah, Zaidi-who first graced the commission with his presence in 2010 and gallantly served until 2019. His final act of heroism was as the Director of the Division of Market Oversight, a title that surely comes with a shiny badge and the ability to wear a cape on Fridays.
