The star of this circus? The v23.01 protocol upgrade, which promises to make Pi “more secure, scalable, and transparent.” Translation: Theyâre finally admitting their previous versions were held together with duct tape and hope. Meanwhile, millions of tokens are being unleashed into the wild like digital locusts, ensuring the price swings harder than a toddler on a sugar rush.
The wise men and women of the financial world-letâs call them analysts, because that sounds more official-are keeping a keen eye on whether Rippleâs native token can muster the strength to reclaim its bullish spirit. Some see a path leading towards the $2.92 mark, a beacon of hope in the stormy seas of trading.
As of this writin’, XRP’s sittin’ around $2.83, a little perkier than it was, but still a fair piece below its peak of $3.66 back in July of ’25. Itâs been a slow slide downhill, like a runaway wagon with busted brakes. But don’t you worry, I reckon this is just a pause to catch its breath. Seems these whales, these ETFs, and these companies all think XRP has a future, and thatâs a powerful combination, I tell ya what!.
This was no spur-of-the-moment punt by someone whose last investment was the pandemic-era sourdough starter. The on-chain sleuths reveal that the selfsame wallet has been amassing ETH with the discretion of Aunt Agatha collecting Inspector Fowler’s phone numbers. The result? Over 886,000 ETH to his name, a stash valued above $4 billion. If this fellow isnât yet wearing an Ethereum-themed monocle, heâs missing a trick. Frankly, heâs now so influential he could probably unseat a small nation-state or two-if only those nation-states wore cravats and attended regattas.
Why, you ask, does September wear the cloak of mediocrity? Pray, it is the inevitable aftermath of April and Mayâs exuberant profit-parties, where investors gaily cash out their winnings only to return refreshed in âUptoberâ – that enigmatic prelude to the festive âSanta rallyâ of December. By then, joy reportedly blossoms, and Q4 finds itself basking in the glow of positive returns. How charmingly predictable.
Mark your calendars (or donât, we know you wonât): Binance will list SOMI for spot trading on September 2, 2025, at 14:30 UTC. Trading pairs include USDT, USDC, BNB, FDUSD, and TRY-because why settle for one currency when you can confuse yourself with five? 𤯠And yes, itâs all under Seed Tag rules, which basically means “proceed with caution⌠or donât, weâre not your mom.” đ§
For those who may not have been paying attention in class-the Alpenglow upgrade is touted to be nothing short of a revolution in Solanaâs tale. Itâs like giving a sleepwalker a double espresso; transaction finality times are about to go from the sluggish 12.8 seconds to a speedy 150 milliseconds! đď¸đ¨
Coins, exchanges, and even those RWA manuscripts believed themselves invulnerable, yet found themselves as defenseless as a Russian country house left unlocked during harvest.
Technical readings suggest that this token isnât just riding some random wave of enthusiasm; no, itâs being propelled by what can only be described as “strong buying pressure.” If demand keeps holding steady, B could retest its all-time high of $0.74-and who knows, maybe even moonwalk past it. đđ
Since 2013, September has been the kryptonite to Bitcoinâs glow, with an average dip of 3.77%. Eight out of eleven years? Yeah, itâs basically a pattern wrapped in a mystery, wrapped in more red candles. And itâs not just crypto-itâs Wall Street doing its annual âOh no, not September againâ dance, which has been a festival for nearly a century. Because who doesnât love a seasonal market tantrum?