According to the prophetic scrolls of DefiLlama, this is the very first month where spot and perpetual contracts have flirted their way past the $1 trillion mark. A triumph worthy of sonnets and champagne, if only your wallet agreed.
The debut silently became one of their biggest milestones in decades. It pushed digital assets to the center of their portfolio and even outpaced real estate in value. 🏰💰
The transaction, my dear, involved the sale of 175 million pre-funded warrants at a mere $1 each. Over 80 investors joined the fray, including the likes of Pantera, GSR, and FalconX. One can only imagine the champagne flowing at those board meetings! 🥂
Meanwhile, the Federal Reserve contemplates interest-rate cuts like a moody artist, while tariffs whisper sweet nothings into the ears of investors-hesitant to throw their hard-earned cash into new ventures. Risk remains a gamble, and the crypto rollercoaster keeps clanking up its tracks.
Gemini, that bastion of financial innovation, has unveiled its latest bauble: a credit card that showers its holders with XRP rewards, as if one needed another excuse to indulge in retail therapy. 💸 And lest we forget, it also supports Ripple’s stablecoin, RLUSD, a currency so steady it makes the British upper lip look like a jitterbug. 🧐
After a month of wild swings, BTC is now in neutral gear, humming along like a teakettle with delusions of grandeur. But this calm is a prelude to a storm. A breakout (or breakdown) is inevitable. Will it be a phoenix rising from the ashes of $112K, or a tumbleweed rolling back to $108K? Only time will tell. And perhaps a few cryptic tweets from anonymous sources. 🕵️♂️
Now, with this cheeky purchase, Strategy holds a jaw-dropping total of 636,505 BTC, worth a mind-boggling $69.69 billion. Yes, you read that correctly. Someone definitely knows how to throw a party in Bitcoinville! 🎉
And thus, Underdog, like a knight in shining armor, becomes the first sports gaming operator to venture into the wild and woolly prediction market space-a realm where the odds are set not by the whims of a bookmaker but by the capricious movements of the market itself. A place where every man and woman can feel the thrill of being a financial wizard and a sports sage all at once!
The daily chart of bitcoin tells a tale of hubris and humility, plummeting from $124,517 to $107,270 before birthing a green candle like a phoenix from the ashes. Yet, the volume spikes during its fall scream of sellers who still remember the scent of profit. Support clings to $107,000-$108,000 like a child to a security blanket, while resistance at $112,000-$114,000 stands as a fortress. Break it with volume, and the bulls might finally feel the wind beneath their wings-or perhaps just a gust of hot air. 🌪️
On the hallowed platform of X, Bitlord issued a warning as dire as a Victorian sermon, declaring that the current XRP price is as unseemly as a parlor trick. He lamented that the altcoin should be soaring, yet the “founders” (a term he uses with the reverence of a priest) are allegedly selling. “What sorcery is this?” he wails, as if the market itself were a rogue servant. 🤔