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Despite the recent descent, our dear crypto darling has soared nearly 52% year over year, from a modest $72,350 on October 31, 2024, proving that long-term fundamentals are as unshakable as a duchess’s diamond tiara, even if the market’s mood has taken a coffee break.

And get this, Memecore shot up more than 600% last September, from about 50 cents to something close to three bucks. That got everyone’s attention-probably because they were hoping for another miracle. Now, it’s chilling above $1.77, acting all confident, while the market’s a mess of bullish and bearish fuss. So, the big question: Will it actually hit $3 or more? Or does someone just want to cash out before it all crashes down like my hopes during a Mets game?

After Fed Chair Jerome Powell decided to share his cheerful “we’re not cutting rates just yet” message, Bitcoin ( BTC) felt the weight of it all. The man said that the much-anticipated December rate cut wasn’t a done deal, sending traders into a frenzy. Goodbye, optimism!

Gordon, who once presided over Take-Two’s board like a benevolent warlord (or a man with a caffeine addiction), will now advise Sui on matters of strategy and “lasting engagement.” A noble pursuit, if you ask me, but I’d still rather play a game where the only thing I lose is my dignity-not my life savings. His arrival follows CCP Games’ pact with Sui for EVE Frontier, a space MMO where you’ll probably mine more cryptocurrency than asteroids. 🚀

This grand spectacle has left investors clutching their hats, pondering if ADA’s next move is a tumble to the depths of $0.64. The price slide from $0.88 to $0.64? A polite waltz compared to the stampede of coin-flinging.

Despite watching its price waddle down for four days straight, Ethereum’s bustling network activity and cost-efficiency scream “long-term darling,” darling. Who needs a price when you’ve got fundamentals that look this good? 💅

Their three grand objectives? To make PI more useful than a chocolate teapot, to let the world’s factories run on Pi Network like it’s a magical candy factory, and to shove PI into real-world scenarios so absurd, even a wizard would blink. The token’s price has leapt by double digits this week, leaving everyone scratching their heads in bewilderment.

Recently, he makes a cameo appearance to declare ETH might just “soar” – a word that pairs well with champagne and dreams – but quickly warns us about the “biggest bubble ever,” which sounds less like a frenzy and more like an argument with reality. During this “extreme” euphoria, ETH could outshine the stodgy old Bitcoin, though given history’s penchant for ruins, the grand finale might well be a crash of catastrophic proportions. Think of it as riding a phoenix straight into a thermos of champagne – exhilarating, but probably a mess to clean up.

1 ratio. Simple enough, right?

Bitcoin briefly tried to flirt with $115K, but, like your ex, it quickly backed away, fighting to get back to $110K. Classic.