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Now, Kalshi ain’t just talking – they’ve rolled out a new program, planting their flag square in the heart of on-chain hustle, running side by side with Solana and Base. 

Bitcoin traders, those intrepid explorers of volatility, continue to hedge their bets against the possibility that everything might go horribly wrong. This is despite the Fed waving its magic wand and cutting rates by 25 basis points, with another 50 basis points promised like a dodgy coupon. Meanwhile, the SEC has unveiled a new listing standard for crypto ETFs, which is supposed to speed things up but will likely just add another layer of bureaucratic confusion.

According to VirtualBacon (a name that suggests either a crypto sage or a particularly greasy diner special), this could be the catalyst for Bitcoin and its motley crew of altcoins to embark on a Q4 joyride. Because nothing says “bull market” like central bankers waving the white flag of economic optimism.

This sharp decline has left Murad’s portfolio in tatters, with SPX comprising an overwhelming majority. The burning question now: Did Murad pass by the best profit-grabbing moment of the year? And is there any hope left for SPX’s comeback?

Ramil Ventura Palafox, the self-proclaimed titan of Praetorian Group International (PGI), has finally confessed to the game of deception. 🎩🎩 Prosecutors reveal he orchestrated a Bitcoin Ponzi scheme so classic, it could be a textbook for aspiring scammers. 📚

This fine establishment plans to amass Solana tokens like a squirrel hoarding acorns before winter-oh, how wise! It dazzles us with aspirations of a dual listing in the UAE, leading the share price to soar like a falcon with dreams of conquest! 🦅

According to the ever-astute Bloomberg ETF analyst, Eric Balchunas (a name that sounds like it belongs in a prestigious gala!), it’s typically the case that new ETFs twiddle their thumbs around the $1 million trading volume mark. However, this dynamic duo folded their arms and chuckled as they raked in a staggering $54.7 million in trades throughout the day. Talk about a respectable contingency fund! 💸

The Dublin- and Naples-based establishment announced its transformation with all the fanfare of a ballroom debut, confirming that the oversubscribed venture was led by the UAE’s Pulsar Group. Solmate, it seems, aims to make Solana the financial heartbeat of the Emirates, weaving its blockchain into the region’s digital agenda with the precision of a well-tailored gown.

In a stunning twist of fate, LINK price has miraculously shot up 82.5% this quarter, marking its most dazzling run since Q1 2021. 🥳

Many found themselves in a state of puzzled melancholy when bitcoin (BTC) wavered to $115K, as if the cryptocurrency were shy and reluctant to embrace the Fed’s generosity. By Thursday morning, however, it had galloped back to $117K with the determined absurdity of a horse sensing a carrot, echoing the hesitant yet resilient movements of stocks, which also appeared to awaken from a prolonged stupor.