Bitcoin: One Candle Away from Glory or Disaster?

La prédiction de Kibar reprend la séquence de consolidation qui a inversé le cycle baissier de 2022. Un inversement de tête et d’épaules classique s’est achevé début 2023, avec des creux à environ 17 600 $ (épaule gauche), 15 500 $ (tête) et 19 500 $ (épaule droite). La cassure au-dessus du cou a envoyé Bitcoin à 31 400 $. Immédiatement après, le prix a stagné dans un rectangle de six mois délimité par un support de 25 000 $ et une résistance de 31 400 $. La résolution finale vers le haut a propulsé le marché vers l’objectif implicite du rectangle de 38 000 $, validant deux projections classiques consécutives en moins d’un an. Par la suite, le prix du Bitcoin a augmenté progressivement. En dessous de 73 700 $, BTC s’est consolidé dans un coin descendant, se terminant par une cassure vers 109 000 $.

German Executives Eye Crypto, Still Prefer Good Old Bureaucracy 😏💶

Nearly half, driven perhaps by visions of digital utopias where rubles have been replaced by bitcoin (minus the vodka stains), claimed that crypto payments might—just might!—be the bread and butter within the next decade. Yet, in an utterly predictable plot twist, only 2% actually allow crypto past their gates right now. The overwhelming majority remain chained to legacy systems, perhaps afraid that Satoshi himself will inspect their ledgers. The usual ghosts haunt their boardrooms: wild price swings, shadowy regulations that change faster than a Moscow train schedule, and a workforce that views “blockchain” as something you use to lock your bicycle.

Bitcoin Scales Heights Like Zhivago Escaping the Gulag—Will It Freeze or Ignite? 🤔🚀

Bitcoin Price Chart—A Pasternakian Odyssey

At $110,000 and counting, the charts wear their bullishness openly. A phalanx of flags signals the rally’s many battles won; the old resistance lines have become nothing more than yesterday’s snow—stamped out under heavy boots. The price hovers now, just below that ice-crusted channel where $117,000 to $120,000 glimmer like Zhivago’s unreachable ice palace. Will Bitcoin climb? Of course—it yearns with the aching certainty of spring.

47,320,000,000 XRP Locked In: What’s Happening?

According to the ever-watchful analysts at Santiment, XRP has surpassed a seven-week high, crossing the $2.39 mark for the first time since the dark days of May 23. But wait, it’s not just the price that’s exciting. Oh no, it’s the hoarding! A surge in accumulation from those mighty crypto whales suggests that XRP is not just a fleeting fancy, but rather a robust investment — or at least they hope so. 🐳

Is SUI Actually Breaking Out or Just Pulling a Fast One? Jerry, I’m Not Convinced!

Look, SUI finally broke above $3, coming out of whatever “descending channel” it was trapped in. Sure, maybe it’s time to pop the champagne—if your standards are really, really low. Open interest is up, spot volume is up, and apparently, everyone’s buying. I mean, unless they’re not. Half these charts look like my cholesterol graph after a good pastrami sandwich. RSI above 50? Great. That’s not exactly the same as Warren Buffett handing you his checkbook.

Solana vs XRP: The Ultimate Showdown for Crypto Investors in 2025

Solana is currently trading around $157 and has attracted attention for breaking a major downtrend. Chart analysts point to a potential surge to $280–$300 based on technical formations. A cup-and-handle breakout has formed on the daily chart, and sentiment around the network’s expanding utility is growing. On the prediction market Polymarket, chances for a Solana ETF approval by the end of 2025 have skyrocketed above 99%, further fueling optimism.