FalconX’s New Amorous Affair with Ethena’s USDe

Indeed, FalconX-having secured a respectable domicile in the United States-proffers a web of services surrounding the mercantile, derivative, and custodial custody for their institutional constellation. Today, they broadcast their not-insignificant support for Ethena’s synthetic stablecoin, USDe, delivering a set of luxuries to institutional users, including:

Crypto Chaos: Kraken Buys Breakout, Traders Rejoice (or Do They?) 🎭

On September 4th, this little arrangement was announced with all the fanfare one might expect from two entities eager to reshape global finance. Soon enough, Breakout’s evaluation-first philosophy will cozy up inside Kraken Pro like an overachieving houseguest. But don’t worry-it promises to bring more than just awkward small talk. 😉

Is Bitcoin About To Throw A September Tantrum Before The Q4 Party? 🎱💾

Bitcoin cycle chart

Looking at Bitcoin’s ancient scrolls (well, historical data), September hasn’t been the coin’s best buddy in years following a halving event. In 2017, it waddled off with an 8% loss, and not to be outdone, gave a respectable 7% drop in 2021. Way back in the mists of 2013, it sulked with a 1.60% decline, proving that bad September vibes are as persistent as Aunt Agnes at a family dinner.

Le Drame Crypto Ă  la Française: KidnappĂ©, RattrapĂ©, ÉclatĂ©!

Ce drame se dĂ©roule encore, et les forces de l’ordre françaises ne nous ont pas encore rĂ©vĂ©lĂ© tous les dĂ©tails sur la victime ou les prĂ©sumĂ©s coupables. Cependant, si cela annonce une nouvelle vague de crimes violents liĂ©s au crypto, cela pourrait sĂ©rieusement perturber l’industrie locale. đŸ˜±đŸ’°

Wall Street’s Crypto Hunger: Nasdaq Throws Banquet, Then Locks the Door đŸšȘ🍗

The inquisitors of disclosure have chosen their quarry: those U.S. firms who dare funnel fresh equity into the frothing torrents of digital assets. The scale is Tolstoyan-data from Architect Partners (blessed be those with spreadsheets instead of bread) echo through the Financial Times: 154 hustling companies, ninety-eight billion dollars, and change, spirited away into blockchain shadowlands since New Year’s Day. Compare this to last year’s pitiful scrabble-ten companies, thirty-three billion. Who knew crypto had such stamina?

Plume’s USDC Hack: No More Bridging! 🚀💾

USDC, the world’s most obedient stablecoin, is now getting its own seat at the blockchain table. No more relying on those shaky bridges that could collapse at any moment, leaving your funds stranded in the middle of a blockchain swamp. Now, you can just use the real deal, straight from the vaults of… well, Circle, I guess.