Vaultz Capital Raises $1.34 Million to Buy More Bitcoin: A Tale of Treasure and Triumph

In a press release, the digital asset-operating giants revealed that they issued a staggering 6,060,607 new ordinary shares—each one valued at precisely one pence! Yes, one pence! We’re all truly stunned by this level of financial wizardry. In total, the issuance has raised £1 million—or $1.34 million in capital funding. A small fortune, no? And all of it will go straight into their Bitcoin Treasury Strategy. Because, clearly, the more Bitcoin you have, the more successful you are in life. Isn’t that how it works?

From Humble Beginnings to BNB’s 8-Year Odyssey: Growth Beyond Dreams! 🚀🎉

In these fleeting eight years, what a metamorphosis it has undergone! From a mere wisp of a dollar — a childish sum that would barely buy you a cup of coffee — it now struts around the market at unimaginable heights, spiraling past $700. How wonderfully ironic it is that we shall now meander through this remarkable tale, recalling the humble beginnings of a token now as cherished as a long-lost friend.

Bitcoin Breaks $122K: Will the Bull Run Ever End?

The market appears to be licking its lips rather than becoming nervous at this particular stage of Bitcoin’s ascent. The Fear and Greed Index is at a score of 74, which is still in the Greed segment. However, at Bitcoin’s current rate of climb, a move into Extreme Greed may not be far off. 🤑

Get Ready for the Ultimate Wallet Drop: SafePal and 1inch Team Up! 🤑🔒

The program will distribute 300 limited-edition, co-branded hardware wallets to participants who use 1inch within SafePal’s mobile wallet swap aggregator, the companies said Monday. Unlike conventional airdrops – often gamed by automated bots and opportunistic users – this campaign intends to target committed, self-custody-focused participants.

Bitcoin in Carnival Land 🎉

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Israel Salmen, the CEO of Meliuz, announced the news with all the fanfare of a Brazilian Carnival parade. “We’re in the final stages of listing our stock on the OTCQX Market in the U.S.!” he declared, his words dripping with excitement. And why not? After all, this is a company that’s accumulated nearly 600 BTC since its pivot as a bitcoin company back in May. 💸