Why Sui’s Price Is Ready to Soar: The Wild Ride of a 14% Surge!

Now, let’s chew the fat about one of our chummy contributors to this rally—the sharp rise in Sui’s Total Value Locked (TVL). You got it, folks! According to the knowledgeable sages at DeFiLlama, the network’s TVL has hit a sky-high $2.20 billion, marking an astonishing 8.74% leap in just a day. This surge is as encouraging as finding a five-dollar bill in last year’s winter coat! 🎉 It suggests an influx of user activity and a confidence boost for our developers, who are likely dancing a jig right now.

Altcoin Insurrection: SUI’s 44% Surge

Like a mighty river, SUI’s price surges forth, leaving all who dare oppose it in its wake. A 44% monthly surge, a record $2.2 billion Total Value Locked (TVL), and fee growth that doubles that of Ethereum – the numbers are a testament to its unyielding resolve. 🔥

Wall Street Goes Wild Over Ethereum: Watch ETH Soar to $4k Soon!

Take, for example, the rather sprightly performance of the U.S. spot Ether ETFs, particularly BlackRock’s very own ETHA, which has amassed a staggering cash inflow of approximately $908 million since its debut. Not to put too fine a point on it, but this remarkable influx of dosh has stretched their multi-week streak of cash inflows to a rather impressive $2.7 billion over the past four months. Quite a tidy sum for a digital trinket!

3 Banking Regulators Go All-In on Crypto: Is This a Disaster Waiting to Happen?

Ah, a new regulatory focus! Like all those diet fads that promise results while you’re mainlining pizza. Banks can now dip their toes in the crypto asset safekeeping pool as long as they mind their manners—i.e., follow those pesky risk standards and compliance protocols. The Office of the Comptroller of the Currency (OCC), Federal Reserve Board, and Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) put out a joint statement on July 14. They basically said, “Go ahead, just don’t act like a bunch of nincompoops.”

PUMP Token Soars 50%: A Comedy of Errors and Triumphs!

Indeed, the world of decentralized exchanges (DEXs) has embraced PUMP with open arms, with 55% of its trading volume swirling through platforms like Pumpswap, Raydium, and Meteora. The centralized exchanges (CEXs) Bybit and KuCoin, meanwhile, have taken the lion’s share of the remaining trade volume. 🦁

Why Vanguard’s Bitcoin U-Turn Has Us All Scratching Our Heads 🤔💸

For ages, Vanguard has held steadfast, declaring crypto a perilous tempest—lacking in any intrinsic value, akin to a mirage on a dusty road. Yet the siren song of $10.4 trillion in assets has lured them, making them, rather surreptitiously, the largest institutional patron of the Bitcoin treasury firm, Strategy. Who would have thought? Talk about a plot twist! 😏

Shocking Twist: Solana’s Unstoppable Revenue Surge Leaves Ethereum and Tron in the Dust!

According to whispers from the shadows of SolanaFloor, this audacious blockchain has managed to amass a jaw-dropping $17 million in transaction fees and unsolicited “tips,” as if it were a street performer at a carnival! 🎪 By precise measurement, that is a tidy sum of $17,373,751—not merely a petty coin or two—outstripping its closest rival, the ever-earnest Tron, by over $3 million. It seems our friend Tron can only boast a humble total of $14.15 million, while poor Ethereum languishes at $11.6 million as of the day dreadfully marked July 13, 2025.