Bitcoin Treasuries: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

The Bitcoin (BTC) treasury model trend was ignited by Michael Saylor’s Bitcoin plan, with Strategy pioneering the use of Bitcoin as a corporate reserve asset in 2020. What began as a hedge against inflation evolved into a financial playbook adopted by a new class of Bitcoin holding companies, some structured to resemble quasi-exchange-traded funds (ETFs).

Is Decentralized Infrastructure America’s Secret Weapon for AI Dominance?

Although there’s a growing need for more infrastructure due to increasing energy consumption, our current infrastructure is struggling to catch up. In 2024, U.S. data centers consumed around 200 terawatt-hours of electricity, which is equivalent to powering Thailand for an entire year. By 2028, AI power usage is projected to range between 165 and 326 terawatt-hours annually, which could power approximately one-fifth of U.S. households. The growing demands placed on energy and compute systems by AI workloads are pushing them beyond their limits, making it difficult for our power grid to expand even slightly to meet the rising demand.

Bitcoin’s Blushing Bride: Roxom

Roxom, those San Francisco scallywags, claim their exchange will “reflect the Bitcoin white paper’s original vision of a global, permissionless store of value.” How frightfully noble of them, don’t you agree, dear? 🙏

Bitcoin’s Rollercoaster: Bulls and Bears Battle for Supremacy

On the daily bitcoin chart, the recent bearish engulfing pattern indicates a potential reversal following a parabolic rally. This high-volume bearish candle signals panic selling or institutional distribution, with a confirmed key support level at approximately $116,000. The critical resistance stands near $123,236, the recent wick top. If bitcoin breaks below the $115,000 mark on significant volume, downside targets could extend to $112,000 or even $109,000. Conversely, a bounce from the $115,000–116,000 zone could warrant long entries if volume subsides and stabilizes. 🐻📉

Ripple’s Euro Dreams: The Quest for MiCA License Takes a Hilarious Turn

Ripple Logo

In a thrilling exchange with CryptoMoon, a Ripple spokesperson casually dropped the news that they aim “to become MiCA-compliant,” as if getting a stamp of approval from the EU was as easy as obtaining a library card. It’s like they discovered a “significant opportunity” in Europe—much like I discovered that croissants taste better in Paris! 🥐

Crypto’s Gray Wolf Eyes IPO 🐺

Circle’s spectacular IPO debut in June saw its stock surge over 500% since its NYSE listing, proving there’s major investor appetite for crypto-related public companies. It seems Grayscale wants to follow that success story, and who can blame them? After all, who wouldn’t want to be the belle of the crypto ball?