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But here’s where the plot thickens: data reveals that Ethereum has single-handedly accounted for nearly half of all crypto liquidations in the last 24 hours. Out of a total of $408 million in positions that have been mercilessly wiped out, Ethereum contributed a staggering $193 million. Of this, a whopping $169 million came from short positions, while the longs managed to lose a mere $24 million. It’s almost as if the market is playing a cruel joke on the bears, isn’t it?

Among those holding forth was the intrepid Representative Maxine Waters, who deemed the CBDC Anti-Surveillance State Act—an ambitious initiative that aims to thwart any governmental oversight of a prospective digital dollar—the “anti-innovation act.” Such an appellation surely leads one to ponder whether any true innovation has ever come from a government undertaking. 🤔

So, here’s the scoop: Everyone’s jumping on the liquid staking bandwagon, and if the institutional folks keep peeking in, we might just see SOL wink at that $185 resistance like it’s trying to pick up a date at a bar. 🍸

The online prediction market Polymarket has been cleared of any wrongdoing by both the U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) and the Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC). 🎉

This product, you see, is designed to cater to the cautious crypto investors seeking exposure to digital asset markets. 🕵️‍♂️💼

While the current crop of quantum computers are as threatening as a teacup poodle, the future behemoths could one day crack the cryptographic codes that keep our precious Bitcoin safe. This could expose a staggering 25% of BTC, including those quaint, old-fashioned coins languishing in legacy wallets. The esteemed Mr. Lopp has warned that the consequences of such a breach would be nothing short of catastrophic, with a flood of stolen coins and a trust deficit that would make the Titanic’s iceberg look like a minor inconvenience. 🚢💥

Why this discontent? Powell, in a moment of seeming urgency, reduced the federal interest rates by a swift 75 basis points, all in the shadow of the approaching 2024 elections. Yet, when it comes to further easing, he stands staunch, invoking the specter of inflation as he surveys the new tariff policies heralded from the White House.

On July 16, they announced they’ve changed their name to Tron Inc. and are trading under the ticker “TRON.” I guess it’s the “I’m a crypto genius now” hat they decided to put on. That’s right, starting July 17, you can buy stock in Tron Inc. and feel like you’ve just made a great investment. Good luck with that! 🙄

Oh, and let us not overlook the MAGICAL trio Wang deems pivotal: the GENIUS Act, the Clarity Act, and the Anti-CBDC bill. These legislative phantoms might just be the enchanted keys to unlocking a new realm where digital assets are no longer cast aside but instead embraced with open arms and perhaps, tentative applause.

According to sources as reliable as a politician’s promise, 90 million Official Trump (TRUMP) tokens, worth more than $900 million, are set to be unlocked this week. This will allow holders to sell the memecoin, which was launched in January, ahead of what would have been Trump’s second-term inauguration, had the universe seen fit to grant it. 🎉