Cryptonews

The current market sentiment? It’s about as appealing as a flat tire-nothing but spitting and sputtering. But if your heart still beats for the bulls, and your conviction is thicker than molasses, then perhaps now’s the time to scuff up your shoes and wade in. The reason? Raoul Pal, that macro wizard, says the big wigs are pouring money into the system-trillions of dollars, enough to make your head spin. With so much debt to roll over, it’s like throwing another log onto the fire. The number go up. Seems simple enough, doesn’t it? 🔥

Ethereum ETFs have recorded a six-day streak of net outflows. On November 5, they lost $119 million. And who’s leading the charge? BlackRock’s ETHA, which saw a sharp drop of $147 million, while other players barely made a ripple. Can’t win them all, huh?

At the hour of this scribbling, the fanciful asset clings to $103,000, boasting a paltry 1% gain in the last 24 hours. Yet, in the span of a week, it has tumbled 7%, with daily trades nearing $61.7 billion. A modest decline, you say? Nay, it is but the first act in a comedy of errors! 😱💰

“We do not have an IPO timeline,” Long told Bloomberg, as if explaining why you don’t need a roadmap to find your way out of a dating disaster. “No plan, no timeline.”

US President Donald Trump is probably the most “pro-crypto” president in the world, if “pro” means “I’ll tweet about it until it’s not.”

I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but XRP holders are getting the coattails treatment. Only 65% are in the profit lane, while the rest are left panting in the ozone layer-or rather, scuba-diving for bubbles. Meanwhile, Ripple’s churning out the Wall Street magic show funded by their own XRP stash.

Meanwhile, the crypto market is snoozing through its own party, with altcoins playing dead 🙉. Investors? Pacing the floorboards since BTC dipped below $100K like it’s a haunted house. But hold onto your wallets, folks-because the real drama’s hiding in the numbers.

On a dreary Wednesday in November, as the air was thick with impending gloom, Chainlink priced at a mere $14.57, its gallant performance slightly recovering to $15.15 at press time. It has since retreated, becoming a shadow of its October grandeur.

According to Bloomberg (yes, the same folks who tell you the sky is falling), Monica Long spilled the beans at the Swell conference in New York. “No plan, no timeline,” she quipped, probably while twirling an imaginary mustache. 🕵️‍♀️ Ripple’s too busy fueling its growth and partnering with the big leagues to bother with the IPO fuss.

But here’s the kicker: 1inch bulldozed through key moving averages like a runaway bulldozer, leaving technical analysts scribbling furiously in their notebooks. Want to know where this rollercoaster’s headed? Buckle up, because we’re diving into the madness! 🎢